7 years ago, this story would have given me priapism; now…not so much.
Paris Hilton apparently met up with her former co-star, Elisha Cuthbert, in NYC and had a torrid makeout session. US Mag reports:
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
I would really love to have a raging boner right now, but all I can think about is herpes and a bad haircut that a 5 year old boy would be embarrassed of. (seriously, Cuthbert…grow that fucking mane out again god dammit!)
That being said, I am SO still spanking myself stupid to this.
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