The internet problems seem to be solved at this point there was a technical glitch that I will be pounding in the face later for this one.
I should have the Saturday links up later as well as anything else that seems interesting that warrants their own post.
Until then…
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The bastards have done it again. They managed to make me laugh. I know some people hate both of these guys for some reason, but they always make me laugh.
Fuck yourself. Check out he trailer.
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There are rumors milling around that Hefner is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy in poses that Marilyn Monroe made famous in the magazine.
Real original, Hugh. How about you come up with an original theme, asshole? I’m sorry for speaking ill of you, God, but it had to be said.
That being said, do what you gotta do to get more nudes of LL. Thanks in advance.
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Hayden Panettiere is the new Candie’s girl for Kohl’s.
Thankfully they decided against the Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet treatment and stuck with the ‘hot looking post-jail bait who everything with a penis who is moderately straight would like to bury its pee pee in’ look instead.
I’m not sure if it’ll sell anymore shoes than they sell already, but I’m sure it will cause many a teenage brother to spend a little bit more time in the shitter with the Sunday paper when this hits mass circulation.
Well done, Hayden. You are a credit to masturbation helping advertisements everywhere.
One more after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere is a candie’s girl now.’
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So my internet is acting erratically…again…
I will try to post something tonight if I can but this thing is literally crashing every 10 minutes at best.
Cross thine fingers.
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So there is a dearth of interesting items to write about unless you’d like me to dredge up some items from the 1930′s, that Randolph Scott has been begging to be taken to the sword. (no not Cary Grant’s meat sword, he’s already had plenty of that)
Also, I am working on a possible redesign that would allow me to keep everything in one place (and make the currently massive database more manageable. We’ll see how that works out. Don’t expect anything for at least a couple of weeks though.
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I am just going to paste the quote from The Sun UK because I have to take care of some business…unrelated to this quote…I swear.
Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”
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Uhhh…what is up with inappropriate liberties being taken on stage at awards shows? First Adrien Brody taking it upon himself to sexually assault Halle Berry and now Daniel ‘Harry Potter’ Radcliffe is grabbed by a male presenter at an awards show and kissed for an extended time.
Seriously, if you wouldn’t do it to someone on the street you don’t know, being on a stage doesn’t suddenly make it OK.
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My god…I can see the web hit counts rising already….
Megan Fox is posed in some classic Hollywood looking gear for the upcoming edition of Allure magazine, which I will be buying 6 copies of no matter how odd it is for a dude to be buying Allure magazine, which features some bikini shots.
So this basically confirms that she is pretty much as hot as it gets right now. I am having a hard time focusing right now…
…what?
….did you say something?
….hi, uh, hi….
more pix after the break. PICK UP ALLURE MAGAZINE! <—first time I’ve ever said that in my life. Continue reading ‘Megan Fox + Bikini = Buy Allure Magazine this month!’
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Well, the nerds were furiously mashing up their favorite babes for a feature on Worth.com, as reported by the Daily Mail UK, where they took reader input to create the ‘ultimate Hollywood Beauty’ via Photoshop.
Now some of them look pretty busted. Not coincidentally most of those involve Fergie in someway as her half man half chick quality has a way of killing boners world wide.
However, I must say that Emma Aguilera could toss a drink in my face and reject my clumsy sexual advances anytime.
Click the link about to check out more of the ‘ultimate’ beauties…
…and then feel really retarded that you are looking at Photoshop mash ups of chicks since apparently Carmen Electra just isn’t hot enough by herself.
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