Archive for February, 2008

29
Feb

site update - ’stupidity kills’

The internet problems seem to be solved at this point there was a technical glitch that I will be pounding in the face later for this one.

I should have the Saturday links up later as well as anything else that seems interesting that warrants their own post.

Until then…

29
Feb

will ferrell & john c reilly are ’stepbrothers’

The bastards have done it again. They managed to make me laugh. I know some people hate both of these guys for some reason, but they always make me laugh.

Fuck yourself. Check out he trailer.

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29
Feb

quick one: lindsay lohan in playboy?

There are rumors milling around that Hefner is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy in poses that Marilyn Monroe made famous in the magazine.

Real original, Hugh. How about you come up with an original theme, asshole? I’m sorry for speaking ill of you, God, but it had to be said.

That being said, do what you gotta do to get more nudes of LL. Thanks in advance.

29
Feb

Hayden Panettiere is a candie’s girl now.

hayden-panettiere-candies-1.jpgHayden Panettiere is the new Candie’s girl for Kohl’s.

Thankfully they decided against the Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet treatment and stuck with the ‘hot looking post-jail bait who everything with a penis who is moderately straight would like to bury its pee pee in’ look instead.

I’m not sure if it’ll sell anymore shoes than they sell already, but I’m sure it will cause many a teenage brother to spend a little bit more time in the shitter with the Sunday paper when this hits mass circulation.

Well done, Hayden. You are a credit to masturbation helping advertisements everywhere.

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29
Feb

site update - ‘fucking DSL’

So my internet is acting erratically…again…

I will try to post something tonight if I can but this thing is literally crashing every 10 minutes at best.

Cross thine fingers.

28
Feb

site update - rework in the works

So there is a dearth of interesting items to write about unless you’d like me to dredge up some items from the 1930’s, that Randolph Scott has been begging to be taken to the sword. (no not Cary Grant’s meat sword, he’s already had plenty of that)

Also, I am working on a possible redesign that would allow me to keep everything in one place (and make the currently massive database more manageable. We’ll see how that works out. Don’t expect anything for at least a couple of weeks though.

28
Feb

quick one: natalie portman wants to grab scarlett johansson’s tits

I am just going to paste the quote from The Sun UK because I have to take care of some business…unrelated to this quote…I swear.

Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”