The bastards have done it again. They managed to make me laugh. I know some people hate both of these guys for some reason, but they always make me laugh.
There are rumors milling around that Hefner is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy in poses that Marilyn Monroe made famous in the magazine.
Real original, Hugh. How about you come up with an original theme, asshole? I’m sorry for speaking ill of you, God, but it had to be said.
That being said, do what you gotta do to get more nudes of LL. Thanks in advance.
Hayden Panettiere is the new Candie’s girl for Kohl’s.
Thankfully they decided against the Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet treatment and stuck with the ‘hot looking post-jail bait who everything with a penis who is moderately straight would like to bury its pee pee in’ look instead.
I’m not sure if it’ll sell anymore shoes than they sell already, but I’m sure it will cause many a teenage brother to spend a little bit more time in the shitter with the Sunday paper when this hits mass circulation.
Well done, Hayden. You are a credit to masturbation helping advertisements everywhere.
So there is a dearth of interesting items to write about unless you’d like me to dredge up some items from the 1930’s, that Randolph Scott has been begging to be taken to the sword. (no not Cary Grant’s meat sword, he’s already had plenty of that)
Also, I am working on a possible redesign that would allow me to keep everything in one place (and make the currently massive database more manageable. We’ll see how that works out. Don’t expect anything for at least a couple of weeks though.