I really haven’t recounted the saga that is Cheryl Cole and Ashley ‘Cashley’ Cole’s pending divorce mostly because:
1) Cheryl’s singing group, Girls Aloud, is pretty much only big in the UK, which is a good accomplishment but it’s still barely 70 million people
2) Ashley Cole is a douche. Even though Chelsea is a pretty well known soccer (football) club in Los Angeles due to their yearly off season training here, he pretty much hasn’t ever played here and is an annoying douche.
3) Divorce sagas honestly kinda bore me in general these days.
However, I make and exception now because Cheryl Cole is smoking hot. For some reason the Brits like the one in the group who is alabaster white with a goofy looking face more (Nicola?), but Cheryl is the Ferrari in that group.
I’m also making an exception since she was in LA with her band mates.
Anyway, as you can see in the pictures, once you are done drooling, she no longer has her ring on so you can pretty much put that marriage into the trash bin.
Cheryl, if you are still in LA let’s do drinks. I can console you*.
More pix after the break.
*consolation may or may not include me making clumsy passes at you and awkward groping of your breasts and ass or the exposing of my penis. Though it will most likely include all of those things in spades.
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