Megan Fox…
…what can I say about thee?
That was the extent of my poetry for this evening. Can Megan Fox be any hotter? Can she have a sweeter rack? Can I get rid of this penile rigor mortis she constantly gives me?
The answer to all of those queries is: NO.
Did you pass the test? If not, you might want to look into furiously pumping man-ass on Friday nights because girls clearly aren’t your bag.
More pix after the break. 
