26
Feb
08

paris hilton and benji madden redefine hollywood incest

paris-hilton-benji-madden.jpgDespite Los Angeles County having about as many people as the entire country of Holland, it is a disgustingly incestuous town as evidenced by the latest ‘power couple’ that is hitting the town….

…well if a herpes ridden has been hoe bag and a musician in a band that hasn’t been relevant in years who will never again be relevant since, well, he’s an average at best guitar player count as a power couple.

Beside all of that, Nicole Richie is going out with his twin brother and is friends (kinda) with Paris Hilton.

C’mon, Paris. Be original. I know it’s hard to do for a dolt, but if you REALLY focus it will be so much better for what is left of your career.

Also, is it me or is there something weird about going out with a chick who has bigger feet than you? That’s some Santa Monica Blvd & Highland avenue shit right there.

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