Yes, Oprah has managed to kill another one of my heroes. Eddie van Halen’s ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli, was on the yap fest and talked about the first time they made love fucked and she claims in her tell all book that Eddie wept while giving her the ole’ Low E in her A Major (ahh music humor…I apologize)
So basically every I hear Eruption I’m going to think of this pussy being so overwhelmed by banging a chick that he cries. This is where we differ, I only weep knowing that it will most likely be another 16 years and various alcohol combinations before I get laid again. I wrote that in invisible font right?
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