Hayden Panettiere is the new Candie’s girl for Kohl’s.
Thankfully they decided against the Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet treatment and stuck with the ‘hot looking post-jail bait who everything with a penis who is moderately straight would like to bury its pee pee in’ look instead.
I’m not sure if it’ll sell anymore shoes than they sell already, but I’m sure it will cause many a teenage brother to spend a little bit more time in the shitter with the Sunday paper when this hits mass circulation.
Well done, Hayden. You are a credit to masturbation helping advertisements everywhere.
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