I am so conflicted. I LOVE all things Terminator and I love this news from E!:
The sequel, which will also serve as the first installment of another planned trilogy in the fabled man vs. machine sci-fi tale, picks up shortly after the first Terminator trilogy left off. Christian Bale plays the adult John Connor, leading a rebellion against the sentient computer network known as Skynet that seeks to wipe out all of humanity.
The studio will distribute Terminator Salvation in North America after securing a pact with Halcyon Co., which owns the franchise rights. Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Group will control international distribution.
What I don’t like is that the scum sucking cum dumpster known as McG is directing this.
Yes, the same McG who gave us Charlie’s Angels and a number of shitty, mannered clumsy music videos. If there is a god he will be crippled before shooting starts in May and they’ll have to assign a director who actually isn’t a fucking no talent hack to the project.
I do love the casting of Christian Bale though. If anyone can polish the turd that is McG its Christian.
Now in lieu of posting a picture of this movie, I am posting a picture of Cameron from the Terminator TV series, Summer Glau, because she is hot and maybe, just maybe they’ll put her in the film.
Yes, Oprah has managed to kill another one of my heroes. Eddie van Halen’s ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli, was on the yap fest and talked about the first time they made love fucked and she claims in her tell all book that Eddie wept while giving her the ole’ Low E in her A Major (ahh music humor…I apologize)
So basically every I hear Eruption I’m going to think of this pussy being so overwhelmed by banging a chick that he cries. This is where we differ, I only weep knowing that it will most likely be another 16 years and various alcohol combinations before I get laid again. I wrote that in invisible font right?
OK, I’m going to try to spit up the rest of the acid from my lungs now. It’s still as fun as it sounds. Hooray for proton pump inhibitor drugs!
On a side note, real classy of the Oscar committee omiting Brad Renfro from the death roll video.
There have been a number of reports on it that I won’t bother linking to because they mostly offer facile excuses for the omission. However, reports were swirling that because of his troubles with heroine abuse and his drug overdose death he was cut…and yet drug overdose death Heath Ledger remained in.
I don’t know if we will ever know the real reason is but the company line of ‘well we can’t include everyone and can’t do nothing but actors’ line of bullshit is, well, bullshit. Actors are the most recognizable part of the movie business and should be primarily featured on that part of the show. It’s not like Renfro did no movies. He was in Oscar nominated fair (the criminally neglected Ghost World that should be compulsory viewing for anyone who claims to enjoy films) and just completed several other films before his demise so it’s not like we are talking Corey Feldman here.
So shame on you Oscar for not paying tribute to a young man who gave his all to the craft and by the accounts of most, was ripped apart by this town and this industry in particular. He gave his life for your art and your business, you should have been able to give him 4 seconds and a still picture of him on your telecast.
It looks like we might get a 4th Bourne film. I in all my geekdom am salivating at the action packed, neck snapping possibilities.
Though reading the report from E! Damon still sounds a bit standoffish about the whole idea:
That should give producers time to figure out Bourne’s next step, considering late author Robert Ludlum penned only three bestselling novels about the amnesiac secret agent on the hunt for the shady figures who turned him into a steely killing machine. Two sequels by Eric Van Lustbader, The Bourne Legacy and The Bourne Betrayal, haven’t been reviewed quite so kindly.
Damon, for one, didn’t seem too excited about his character’s future prospects after Ultimatum‘s mystery-resolving (yet helpfully open-ended) denouement.
“I just don’t see what story you could do that would feel right,” the 37-year-old actor told Entertainment Weekly in August shortly after the third film hit theaters. ”It’s not like you can bump him on the head again and give him amnesia. Someone suggested we could do one where Bourne loses his car keys…If that’s what they’re coming up with, maybe a break isn’t a bad idea.”
Matt: Fuck yourself. Make part 4. It’s not like it takes a genius to come up with a 4th part. Make it a prequel or come up with a new angle on what he is up to now. You and your asshole buddies have been grousing for months about how amazing the writers are so get them to make a good script if they are so fucking great.
Don’t do it for me. Do it for all the fans; but when you are doing it keep me in mind since I’m the only one I care about and if the movie sucks to me it may as well not exist. Just sayin’.
Read the rest of the interview and details on the link above or click HERE if you are too damn lazy to scroll.
Jessica Alba is such a fat ass! Look at this pic of her at the Oscars.
What’s that? Pregnant…oh.
OK, I knew she was pregnant, but it seems like it was a month ago that she announced she was preggers. She is pretty big right now. There have been rumors swirling that she is having twins but she has denied those as of now.
I know it’s totally selfish and irrelevant, but I’m just happy her face isn’t getting fat. She can’t act worth a shit but I sure do like looking at her. It would be a shame if that was ruined with the whole ‘giving birth to a little miracle’ thing.
Yes, I am a pig. I admit it and will probably do nothing to fix it, but at least I admit it.
Despite Los Angeles County having about as many people as the entire country of Holland, it is a disgustingly incestuous town as evidenced by the latest ‘power couple’ that is hitting the town….
…well if a herpes ridden has been hoe bag and a musician in a band that hasn’t been relevant in years who will never again be relevant since, well, he’s an average at best guitar player count as a power couple.
Beside all of that, Nicole Richie is going out with his twin brother and is friends (kinda) with Paris Hilton.
C’mon, Paris. Be original. I know it’s hard to do for a dolt, but if you REALLY focus it will be so much better for what is left of your career.
Also, is it me or is there something weird about going out with a chick who has bigger feet than you? That’s some Santa Monica Blvd & Highland avenue shit right there.
So this guy is WAY into pre-shoutmaster Phil Anselmo of Pantera as is evidenced by his attempts to mater the high notes Phil hit on the soaring masterpiece, Cemetary Gates.
I like the simultaneous looks of pride and disgust he has on his face.
Thank god for people taping themselves doing embarrassing shit and posting it on Youtube.
Sorry for the lack of updates. I had some issues with stomach acid flowing into my lungs which is just as much fun as it sounds. It’s quite exquisite really.
The Oscars were a relatively painless if unspectacular affair. The winner was kind of a foregone conclusion. The Coen brothers are good soldiers and work the town well. Paul Thomas Anderson does not. That is basically what it comes down to.
There is really only one place to go for shots of the red carpet and videos and the like and that is the OSCARS site. They really did load it up. If you want pee pee lines drawn on those same photos you know where you can go. (other than hell) I like inclusion of the ‘Thank You Cam” so the winners don’t feel as put upon when they are played off stage.
I was at some parties I’ll include a few shots of that and a shot of the paparazzi swell outside of Chateau Marmont. You’ll notice a lack of image focus as the night goes on as that tends to happen when a blurry eyed drunk is trying to make something look focused. I think it captures the moment well. Continue reading ‘Site Update Post Oscar Mayhem & Acid Lungs’
I am so conflicted. I LOVE all things Terminator and I love this news from E!:
