I think they forgot to include the part where a dood comes up to her and says:
“ahhh, Lauren, here are the designs we will be releasing under your name that some other guy designed. Not that you have a say in the matter, but we figured we’d show em to ya for the fuck of it.”
video after the break Continue reading ‘video: behind the scenes of lauren conrad’s fashion line’
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I saw this just before I went to bed last night and was too tired to post it.
Now that I am at work and honestly don’t want to do anything, I’ll post it now! Yippeee!!
fadedyouthblog.com posted a couple of shots of Lara Flynn Boyle looking like she was whooped senseless with the ugly stick.
I mean, she has jowls. Full on jowls. There are bulldogs with firmer faces than her!
Now to all of those who accused her of being anorexic before, do you see why actresses do everything possible to keep their weight down? I haven’t seen Lara in person since her weight gain but I assure you it doesn’t look nearly this bad in person. It never does. The face always looks the worst.
The camera is a cruel, cruel weapon and unless you are in SUPER good shape, you are going to look like a fat gob of shit.
I give you exhibit A
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yes, it really is this slow.
The Nickelodeon kids choice were last night, as I’m sure all of you knew and literally stuffed your DVRS to the gills with.
Well Hayden Panettiere showed up and when she shows up, I post because she is like a little stubby legged piggy bank that keeps on giving.
She looks hotter here than she did in that quesitonable cameltoe (or is it camel toe?) post from a few days ago.
At least she learned her lesson.
If anything that is remotely interesting pops up later today I’ll post otherwise this is all for today, sadly.
more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere at the kids choice awards’
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What? Audrina Patridge danced with the Pussycat dolls and had a pleasant experience at Pure night club. What did you think I meant?
Whatever, the ‘all things Audrina’ policy still stands, suck it.
(more pix after the break)
(more of me typing with one hand 10 minutes after I’m done with today’s updates and I get to check out these shots more)
(more of me regretting saying the last part in a public forum 10 minutes after that)
(more of me wondering why the hell I don’t just delete all of it 5 minutes after that…) Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge’s Pussy…cat dolls experience’
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Here are the Sunday Links kiddies…per usua, it is extraordinarily slow this fine Sunday.
Top 10 most prophetic sci-fi films ever -popular mechanics
Here’s those Kid’s Choice Awards results you were waiting on… (sfx: crickets) -E!
Gay watch: Someone is going to get outed next week -NOTW
Brangelina still not married -Pop Sugar
Tarzan’s chimp, Cheeta turns 76! (my favorite story of the day-FYI) -Daily Mail UK
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Here are yer links for this fine Saturday that is looking like it’s going to be warm in Los Angeles (meaning I won’t be looking at this site again until tomorrow night/morning as I will be at the beach)
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno on the loose? – KeyeTV
Miley Cyrus set to start shooting Hannah Montana: The Movie; takes over the rest of the world next week – E!
Cheryl Cole Tweedy has fantastic jugs – Hollywood Tuna
Kate Beckinsale swears off sexy movie roles and with it her relevance – popoholic
Audrina Patridge’s tattoo on video -the insider
Jamie Lynn Spears is a tank – That Other Blog
More after the break
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So if you are using Firefox (and I dont’ know why you wouldn’t be since it’s the best browser on earth) you know about extensions.
Well I just added one that also has blog link in compatibility that is beyond cool. It is called piclens.
You can see the little slideshow box that shows random images from my blog.
However, the coolness begins with slide shows that let you view large pic sets in dynamic 3D environments. It is coolest when doing Google image searches but it’s basically baller anywhere.
I hope you enjoy it on this site and enjoy it on other sites if you add the plug in to Firefox. (I believe they have versions for IE and Safari as well)
I wasn’t paid for this BTW and yes, the plug-in is totally free so yeah, sometimes I give out free plugs to cool shit, sue me. Or send me cool shit for free that I can plug. 
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Audrina Patridge got a new tattoo.
It looks…uh…’great’…I really really….
awww fuck it, I can’t like. I hate it.
I am generally not wild about tattoos on girls to begin with. There are exceptions but this isn’t one of them.
The tatt is LAME, Audrina. I mean, REALLY lame. Asian writing is the second lamest tatt a person can get. The only one worse is the stupid barbed wire around the arm.
Though butterflies and flowers in the tramp stamp zone are equally shit. Basically she could get the shit tattoo trifecta if she really wanted to since she is 1/3 of the way there.
Please, please, please consider going under the laser as soon as possible since it is a really retarded tattoo in a really retarded location considering you will need a real job one day since we all know MTV pays like shit and you certainly won’t be on TV after that.
Ugh. Heinous.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge gets a ‘sweet’ tattoo’
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Megan Fox…
I…..I can barely form a thought here.
I’m still trying to determine if that shirt is actually painted on or if it’s actually a shirt. The short, shorter than short shorts, the fuck me boots are just too much.
I am now convinced that some man made fun of her when she was little and she now wants all men other than the extraordinarily lucky Brian Austin Green, to curse the sky knowing that they will never have the remotest shot at scoring with her.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital to take care of this priapism.
more pix after the break Continue reading ‘megan fox loves super tight shirts and fuck me boots; I love Megan Fox’
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Remember the show X-Files? Do you remember the movie version? (yeah, it was pretty good) Well part two is on it’s way and the trailer has made it way to the land where trailers go to propagate: youtube. Check it out after the break. Continue reading ‘video: x-files 2 trailer’
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