Heidi Montag. What can I say?
Yes she is hot.
Yes she is even more annoying than she is hot.
Yes she is an enormous bitch on The Hills.
However, she does actually act like a girl who’s had a vagina for more than 2 days and demonstrates proper technique for getting out of a car without giving a gynecological level look at her birth canal.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the upskirt shots. Audrina has given us 2 and I hope there are many more to come. However, despite her penchant for making dopey horseface looks for the camera far too often, I have a certain respect for Heidi for acting like a proper lady on occasion.
Next time I expect spread eagle, Heid.
More after the break. 
