Halle Berry has had a kid who I am sure will be ugly as hell since it was cursed with such an ugly mother. /opposite tag
This is the first child for Berry. Her people say she is doing fine but has not yet chosen a name. E! reports:
The 41-year-old X-Men star announced her pregnancy in September. She glowingly graced the cover of the February issue of In Style clad in a Grecian-style one-shoulder white dress, hands resting on her prominent tummy.
“I may only do this one time, so I want this moment to be as big as it can be,” she told the magazine. “I want the biggest bang I can possibly imagine.”
What the hell does “I want the biggest bang I can possibly imagine” mean? Whatever. Congratulations to Berry and congrats to her daughter on getting mom’s genes and mom’s giant bank account. It’s gotta suck to be born into that kind of money…at least that’s what I tell myself to avoid killing myself.
