I was originally opposed to the idea of Spencer Pratt having an advice column on Radar.
However, now that I think about it, it might be one of the greatest moves ever.
Think about it. How often can you say that you have a source of advice that will allow you to take the advice and do the exact opposite and be 100% right?
His first article deals with a girl who wets the bed with a guy she hooked up with and wonders what she should do since she likes him.
Spencer warns that she may have alcohol abuse issues and should worry about that first.
See? Horrible advice. My advice to Ms. Bedwetter is below:
Dear Ms. Bedwetter,
Now that we have a few facts about you and your man:
1) you are both drunks.
2) you are a blackout drunk
3) neither one of you have any problem hooking up with someone rather indiscriminately.
4) you literally have no problem urinating on someone and not cleaning it up or doing anything to remedy the situation and run out instead.
5) you have the temerity (or should I say sheer stupidity?) to believe that you could do #1-4 and still have a shot with someone romantically.
I say call him back. He obviously has little to no problem hooking up with whores and you have no problem hooking up with a gigolo who has a proclivity for whores so you are actually made for each other.
I suggest pissing on his face next time and shitting on his chest since you may as well ‘go there’ now that you’ve crossed the pissing in his bed threshold.
Enjoy the raging case of herpes!
Sincerely,
Manny
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