27
Mar
08

salma hayek condemns her child to hell by forgoing baptism…sorta

salma-hayek-baby.jpgAnother day another faux controversy…

Reports from friends of Salma Hayek are that she has opted to NOT baptize her new born baby. AOL Latino reports:

According to a statement Fernández gave to Mexican newspaper La Opinión last week, “the baby is about to turn six months and is so beautiful. But [Salma] does not want to baptize her, because she doesn’t feel like it. I’ve seen her and I’m spending Easter week with her, four days at her house in Los Angeles.”

If the baptizing comment is true, it’s an irregular and questionable option for someone who comes from a Catholic country in its overwhelming majority and where baptizing newborns is tradition.

OK, this shit has officially gotten out of control now.

Attention Christians: EVERYONE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE YOU OR DO/BELIEVE THE SAME BULLSHIT YOU DO.

I’m not just picking on Christians here either. Jews and Muslims, the same thing applies to you assholes too.

You three assholes have basically done everything possible to fuck up the world despite all being ‘religions of peace’ and really have no business telling people how they should live until you teach yourself that same bullshit you self righteous donkey fucking turds. Telling people how to live is my job.

If Salma choses not to believe in your fairy tales, so be it. It’s her fucking choice. If her child grows up and says “shit, I really wish I was baptized Catholic”

Ya know what? The kid can do it then!

P.S. the first Christian/Muslim/Jew who leaves comments about ‘well God loves you” or “God condemns you” or anything like that, I will modify it to read “I love the dark lord Satan and worship at his feet” so you may as well not even bother.

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