Ooooh so no updates today with the ‘usual’ stuff, so I thought I drop a quick note about the script I just got done reading (haven’t analyzed it yet) but it’s Gerard Butler’s (300, Phantom of the Opera) new picture Law Abiding Citizen by Kurt Wimmer.
I gotta say, it was pretty thrilling stuff. A nice crime noir in the vein of Northside 777.
It did kinda bug me that it was obviously set in LA but was switched to Chicago and Wimmer decided not to fix the problems. i.e. he mentions the ‘mountains’ of Illinois on several occasions. As someone who grew up in Chicago for nearly 30 years, I can tell you the tallest ‘peaks’ in Northern Illinois are the landfills. It really is about as flat as it gets. My sister lives 70 miles from the city and if you stand on top of her house or in the second story of her house and it’s not smoggy, you can see downtown Chicago perfectly.
Other than that, if it’s not done hokie and they keep it gritty and cutting it could be a great shit kicker.
OK, we’ll see if I am handed anything to do tomorrow. If not, I should be able to get back to some ‘normal’ posts.
Until next time….
OK so this is just a quick one that AOL posted that I love.
I love it because people are constantly in awe at how these things happen. Allow me to break it down:
man+lots of money/power = pussy
man+deep artistic talent that he makes any kind of money for + some influential friends = pussy
It really is that simple. Notice how there really aren’t many (any) ugly girl with hot guy combos. That’s because those cases are closeted gay men with their Beards 99.999999% of the time.
Check out the pictures of the odd, but not so odd given the formula, couples HERE
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Just got done with the new Josh Hartnett vehicle Bunraku, and I have to say, despite the shitty title…it’s pretty fuckin’ rad.
Now, if you think I mean ‘rad’ as in it’s going to be the next Citizen Kane, then you’d be wrong…and retarded.
However, if you like action packed, martial arts ass kicking fests fueled by hate filled blood lust revenge and a sprinkling of tits and ass in it then you’ll love it. (normal caveat: if they actually shoot it properly)
Basically what I’m saying is if you have testicles and are straight (or even a gay man who is a total top) you will love this or you will probably want to see a doctor as there is a good chance you are in fact comatose or dead or in need of becoming a broad.
I was shocked to say the least I expected the worst, but got a much needed good start to the Cannes script reading time.
Next up Gerard Butler’s new film Law Abiding Citizen. I will also try to get some ‘normal’ updates up too tonight but as I have mentioned a billion times, film festival times pretty much swamp me to death with scripts to read so it leaves little time, but on the plus side you get to hear about the films before ANYONE else hears about them as many of these aren’t even to the casting stage yet just being sent out as straight offers as I believe the Gerard Butler film is.
Oh boy, this was bound to happen.
If you click around the related posts (the search function is fucked up on the site at the moment, if you need to, go to google and type in the topic you wish to search and put: sithomeandrot.com in the search and it will look for me) you will see that Miley Cyrus is no stranger to controversy.
However, her recent photoshoot for Vanity Fair is just the tip of the latest iceberg. Miley Claims that she is embarrassed about posing nude for the magazine. However, she may be making these claims in retrospect. E! reports:
In its own statement, Vanity Fair defends the shoot.
“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley,” the magazine says.
“In fact, when Bruce Handy interviewed Miley, he asked her about the photo and she was very cheerful about it and thought it was perfectly fine.”
But a source close to the Cyrus clan tells E! News that her parents were indeed on set for most of the shoot, but actually left before the photograph in question was taken and never reviewed the image.
Sounds like just the latest clusterfuck, if not for the seemingly very real photo of her that JUST came out of her topless. As in full on bare chest topless. Continue reading ‘miley cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and topless as in nude in her private photos’
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I’m working on a script right now. Hope to get some updates here soon.
I dunno what it is about her, but she is just a sexy sexy woman.
It might be the fuck me boots she has on that helps a bit more, but still, just hot.
Smartwater? Whatever, it’s fucking water. Jennifer Aniston? Hell yes.
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Ya know, Natalie Portman’s off screen persona is really fucking annoying and chock full of douchebaggery.
Of course, the bulk of her screen work is equally staid (in the worst sense of the word), forced, cliche and largely ineffective.
However, I have often found myself at a loss for how to describe all of that at one time in a short concise manner to express to Natalie exactly how annoying she is. (P.S. she isn’t THAT hot either, certainly not enough to make up totally for the annoying bits.)
Well, leave it to the animals to express what I’m feeling better than anyone ever could.
Check out the pictorial instruction manual on how to let Natalie Portman know just what ya think of her after the break. Continue reading ‘dog pisses on natalie portman; reviews the body of her work in the process’
Normally I have some commentary and the quote and then some commentary but since my mouth feels like it’s melting off of my head from the first of 8 root canals I have to endure, I will do commentary, link then die of insufferable pain.
Basically, they say that she is acting like a huge fucking child by getting pissed off at Audrina for being genial towards Heidi Montag again while finding no problem befriending Spencer Pratt’s sister.
Totally agree. However, I only agree because it rules in favor of Audrina who is way hotter since I’m not even totally sure all of the people I just mentioned are actual humans. I’ll pretend they are though.
Check out the open letter to LC HERE. They should e-mail it to her and her people ASAP.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to stare at that pic of Audrina for a couple of hours while this Novocaine wears out…
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So I have a second round of root canals and scripts to read tonight so I am guessing there will light/no updates today and the usual links on the weekend days.
Many apologies but I think I look better without the gap toothed smile thing going on.
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Oh jeeez….
I’m actually a fan of death and black metal but c’mon. This kid is a fuckin’ tool. He has a fashion line for fuck’s sake. There is nothing metal, especially black or death metal, about having a fashion line.
OK, if it’s a Dethklok style fashion line of leather clothing made of human skin then I guess that would be pretty metal.
Please stop giving celebuspawn & celebrities record deals when they are bereft of talent.
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