There have been increasing rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt is preggers.
However, she issued a statement to People (who I won’t link to as many of you know we have ‘issues’ with one another) saying that despite pictures that appear to show a baby belly, are not what they seem.
Jennifer….it’s getting sad. You are giant. Not just a little plump, you are giant. There is nothing healthy about that.
Also, it’s your job to be hot. No one wants to look at a fat star who has no talent.
If you were smart, you’d say you were pregnant and lose a bunch of weight and claim a miscarriage occurred so you can get some sympathy points.
No one feels sorry for a multimillionaire TV star who can’t push the fucking pudding spoon away from her gob after 5 servings.
Get it together. Seriously.
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