Ya know how you think every second that Paris Hilton can’t get even more ridiculous or dumb or shit brained?
Well, think again. Gatecrasher reports:
A hotel spy tells us: “Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
My god, fuck this fucking idiot already. Pretty soon she’s going to try to buy slaves there thinking that’s still ‘cool’ if you have enough money.
Ya know what, do it, Paris. Do it. Buy the fucking cheetah. Just remember that to keep it from running away from you, you must put on a suit made of gazelle meat. If you would also limp around whilst wearing it that would help too.
It’ll make all of your days brighter to see you have that kind of fun with your new pet you fucking’ dunce.
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