15
Apr
08

alicia keys: “white people invented gangsta rap to prevent Tupac from becoming president”

Ugh…just read this quote of an interview she did with Blender from the article from FOX:

The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: “‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”

Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”

Shut the fuck up you worthless twat. Are you kidding me?

At least the crack cocaine confearacy theory seems at least semi-plausible; this one however…

Who on earth is going to tell me that they believe a group of black kids would be approached by a white guy saying ‘yo yo yo , let’s sing some heavy raps about killin’ other niggas who aint rollin’ wit our set, yo!’ and not immediately stomp his face in for being a retarded asshole at worst or laugh him out of the room at least?

Even if the CIA asked a black operative to do this I have to believe that no matter how ‘white’ he is, he would just laugh and say ‘this is really fucking retarded guys, seriously.’ unless he himself was brain dead.

If there was a food poisoning breakout at KFC, Popeye’s & Church’s and you claimed it was a target against black people at least that would be more plausible, it would totally play up to a stereotype, but at least you could accomplish that without having to go through the embarrassment of the sending a white guy in to convince black teens how cool his new music is.

Alicia, focus on making music that doesn’t suck donkey dick for once and leave the stupid conspiracy theories to idiots still living in the basement with their moms

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