Wow. This is so shocking. I can’t believe this would ever happen. Reports are abound that Katie Holmes is looking to flee to NY with Suri to take a role on Broadway on a trial separation basis to avoid domineering and career-killing Tom Cruise. Star magazine reports (look for the cover pictured on the right on news stands to buy it to read the full story):
In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report on the latest at Camp Cruise. According to our sources, Katie, who was offered a role on Broadway, is trying to break away from her controlled life under the watchful eyes of her husband and move to Manhattan in what will be a sort of trial separation.
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.” Further, the couple’s tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late. “Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri,” says an insider. “He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”
I never would have thought they’d ever have problems. This is so sad.
Wait a minute.
Fuck.
::loud banging noise::
My god damn ‘sarcasm’ key got stuck again. Of course they are breaking apart. That’s pretty much what Tom Cruise does. He gets the girls at their young prime (Nicole Kidman) while they are still hot properties and then buries them in the dirt. (Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes & probably whoever the next wife is)
Katie, Broadway does NOTHING for a career. No one outside of gays in New York gives a fuck about Broadway. What you need to do is get into another Pieces of April style indie flick that will give you some street cred and try to resurrect your nearly defunct career.
Oh and showing your fantastic tits like you did in The Gift would help A LOT. I know ‘ewwww you’re sexist!’ is what some morons would cry, but that would be the same as yelling ‘well you are a realist’ at the same time because that would be equally true.
Go pick up Star magazine. They have like 10 pages on the madness that is TomKat. Also unlike the douchebags at People, they realize that when someone posts a tiny jpg of their cover, it only helps people find the issue on the news stands. So look at the pic above and match it up with the issue that is on news stands and buy it TODAY!!!!!
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