Miley Cyrus isn’t going to her prom which is so sad. She told Access Hollywood (via Oceanup):
‘I should be going to prom, but I’m not, I’m shooting my movie during prom days, so I won’t be there. I would be like the single loner at the back of the prom. That’s the worst! I am not going to do that. That is like the worst. You shouldn’t even go.’
That does suck. Instead of being awkwardly groped by an acne faced loser and having her hymen busted by that same choad in a glorious 5 seconds of sex before his condom breaks and he accidentally creampies her causing an insta-pregnancy scare, she will be counting her nearly $20 million fortune while shooting a major Hollywood motion picture of her hit television show.
Man, I do feel bad for her. I feel bad for her that she feels that her life is somehow ‘tainted’ by not doing the prom thing in lieu of making mega-bucks and being able to throw herself a fucking prom.
Fuck you, Miley Cyrus. I hate celebs like you who bitch about retarded shit when you have it all. Fuck you.
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