Yes, it’s Friday and I’ll make all the Chili’s baby back ribs joke I want, dick hole.
Britney Spears has decided that she has magically become un-insane enough to be worthy of caring for a child multiple children again. OK Magazine (via AOL) reports:
Sources tell OK! magazine that Spears is set on reclaiming custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. She seems to be making the effort by cutting back on the wild behavior in public and paying better attention to her style.
“Britney wants her kids back,” an insider tells the magazine. “And she will do everything in her power to make that goal a reality.”
‘cutting back’ on the wild behavior? Here’s and idea, how about you cut OUT the wild behavior? That would be a start. Then you can move on to not blowing every dime of your money you make every week on bullshit. Then you can try not getting into traffic accidents on a twice daily basis.
Seriously, this fuck job only ‘cleaned up’ once her fucking dad came to town to tell her how to live her life. Does that sound like someone who is capable of taking care of a kid? I’m pretty sure if you’re still in a place where mommy and daddy still have to tell you what to do and tell you how not to be a dumb fucking douche and literally have to move into your house to make sure you are going it (the last part being the key part of the equation) then you should have nothing to do with raising kids.
K-fed is an utter tool and douchebag but there is nothing to indicate that he can’t raise a kid. We can’t preclude tools and douchebags from having kids or else the job of repopulating the earth would be left up to me, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere and whichever hot chick who I would cut my left leg off to bang one time for that I forgot.
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