Ya know, Natalie Portman’s off screen persona is really fucking annoying and chock full of douchebaggery.
Of course, the bulk of her screen work is equally staid (in the worst sense of the word), forced, cliche and largely ineffective.
However, I have often found myself at a loss for how to describe all of that at one time in a short concise manner to express to Natalie exactly how annoying she is. (P.S. she isn’t THAT hot either, certainly not enough to make up totally for the annoying bits.)
Well, leave it to the animals to express what I’m feeling better than anyone ever could.
Check out the pictorial instruction manual on how to let Natalie Portman know just what ya think of her after the break.
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