How in the fuck does this continue?
How does John Mayer continue getting top shelf pussy? I know cash is a big lure, but when it’s a girl who also has a ton of money that lure is lessened.
His music sucks, mostly. (granted the blues albums have been a bit better) Yet, he is vacationing with Jennifer Aniston and banging the shit out of her. Is the apocalypse here? Who is playing this fucking joke on humanity?
I really need to get a case of Bells Palsy like him and rock on my guitar far more.
Oh and Jenn, you are almost 40 years old now? Really? Jesus Christ. Her body is hotter than a lot of 20 year olds.
I hate you John Mayer, I really do.
P.S. you better be taping these fuck sessions for future release on the sister site, Johnny.
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