For a while now rumors have been swirling that Lindsay Lohan is a dyke. Or at least a part time carpet cleaner.
First let me digest that and imagine her starring in No Man’s Land 78….OK grab a tissue and we continue…
It has also been rumored that she is fucking ‘DJ’ Samantha Ronson.
Well, a pic has emerged of her getting up close and nuzzling the ‘musician’ at an outdoors cafe.
This also coincides with rumors that Ronson has been sporting a hickey and Ronson’s freak out earlier in the year when someone was monopolizing Lindsay’s time. Some people thought it was jealousy.
Seriously, if Lindsay is full on homo; good for her, whatever. However, Samantha Ronson? She is a fuckin’ pig Lindsay. If you are going to get it on with someone that fugly and butch, might I submit oh I don’t know, my name for your approval.
I will gladly ‘tuck it’ if it offends you. I promise you won’t even know it’s there…until I use it. Well…you still might not notice it then either but hey, anything is possible.
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