Son of a bitch….Timberlake had to do it didn’t he?
First he ruins Britney Spears sending her off the cliff and into oblivion. NOW he is about to pop the question to Jessica Biel and has possibly already infected her with his boy band seed. The Sun UK reports:
One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. “He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with MADONNA. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”
I think I just threw up in my mouth. I mean, Biel promised herself to me.
OK, she didn’t put it in writing or actually say that to anyone since I pretty much made it all up in my head but I am pretty sure she totally would have….if I was able to keep her consistently drugged enough to overlook my considerable shortcomings.
If they are about to be married, let’s hope they hold off on the kids so we can enjoy the majesty that is Biel’s body for another couple of years before it is sent spiraling straight to hell like so many others. (of course it really doesn’t seem to have hurt Christina Aguilera too much)
