So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
Now I am excited as hell that we get a side by side shot of them together in equal lighting to get a fair comparison.
Basically, it’s like seeing a super hot chick (Shania) standing next to a buck of dog vomit that a fat man with explosive diarrhea with a Taco Bell predilection just shit his guts out into.
I won’t tell you that her name is Marie-Anne Thiebaud since I just said all that bad stuff about her looks though.
Oh and she is 5 years YOUNGER than Shania. I guess this is one time going for the younger girl wasn’t a trade up.
Mutt Lange further proves no matter how hot the girl, there is a man bored with her.
Nice one, douche.
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Just a quick reminder, I will be doing lite/no posting this weekend due to dental visits and the long holiday weekend in the US.
Though I do have a pic coming up that will make you want to stab yourself in the balls.
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Girls Gone Wild creator/god Joe Francis was at a party at Dolce in LA and saw Audrina Patridge there and had the genius to get her on film, nude, going wild. E! reports:
Even though her modeling past includes racy nudie pics, it appears even a big-money offer from Girls Gone Wild svengali Joe Francis to do something similar for his T&A company isn’t enough to entice the Hills star.
Francis reportedly tried to talk business with Patridge at last night’s five-year anniversary party for Dolce restaurant in Los Angeles, but he didn’t get very far.
“Tell her I’m legit,” Francis was heard repeating to mutual friends.
Joe, you son of a bitch. Make this happen. She isn’t an actress. She is eye candy. She will eventually break if you work it right. Hell, she already did nudie shots once before in her career.
Look who I’m talking to. You have talked more than a few women into getting nude on film. This would be the supreme-o catch of a lifetime. Please make this happen.
Maybe cross promote it with her upcoming website: www.audrinaxo.com (still unconstruction) to add a little spice to the deal.
I will pay $100 for this DVD. Am I over-selling the hotness of Audrina? No. She is the only good thing about The Hills and is ridiculously hot. Many girls constantly talk about how ‘so-so looking’ she is. It’s because they are jealous or retarded. Which is it ladies?
Make it happen.
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What in the fuck?
Who in the hell signs Cameron Diaz for a film (My Sister’s Keeper) and asks her to slap on a bald cap?
Seriously, dickweed. This is not hot. It’s not even funny. She looks like a cancer patient who is about to bid this mortal coil adieu.
Folks, let’s get this straight. You hire the hot chick to be a hot chick. You don’t hire her to look quirky or put her in a bald cap to make her a fugly baldy freak.
Whoever is responsible for this can feel free to shoot themselves now.
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I figured I’d play a game with this one.
Guess who this quote is about:
“She’s like a master at what she does,” he gushes to the mag. “She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor that not every artist has. So it’s always nice to work with her.”
I can’t even bring myself to type the answer as it is beyond absurd and will not dignify it with spelling it out. Total B.S.
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So I totally have ANOTHER root canal on Friday and am off from work the rest of the day and on into Monday.
SO as you may expect seeing as this site doesn’t pay me anything resembling and income, I will be taking it very easy this weekend so expect some lighter posting Fri-Mon.
You have been warned.
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I have no idea what I just wrote. I haven’t been able to watch American Idol in a long while. The show simply sucks and is the death of the music industry as we know it.
Did Cook deserve to win? Of course not. He’s on a fucking TV talent show and did nothing to earn his place.
There were a record number of votes cast as well.
Fuck everyone who voted.
Onward and upward…
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I swear I tried to think of a witty title but how do you joke around about the caboose Kristen Bell is pulling around? That is a work of art.
Many people mocked me for watching Veronica Mars thinking it was some crap teen-aged girl show. Wrong. It was great and double great because it had Kristen Bell in it.
I am happy that she is getting more movies and TV guest spots. Lets keep on giving up the Bell train, Hollywood.
Check out more pix after the break.
P.S. These are from the set of the film she is working on called When In Rome. I am hoping to get a chance to read this one soon to see if it is a run of the mill piece of shit or not.
I will of course let you know if it does, in fact, suck donkey balls or not. Continue reading ‘Kristen Bell’s ass is amazing.’
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For once rumors turned out to be true.
It had been rumored that Jessica Alba had gotten married late Monday and now it has been confirmed to E!
Well, I am sure this marriage will succeed and here is why based on stories and rumors that have come out:
- He is a nobody, assistant to a director (and a shit director at that) NOT and Assistant Director which is a real job
- He already broke up with her once.
- She threw his shit out on the fucking lawn after she broke up with him.
- Did I mention that he has a go nowhere job that pays dogshit whereas she makes multi-millions?
I am more convinced that this marriage is doomed than any other marriage that has ever come through Hollywood EVER. That is saying something in the same town that brought us Lyle Lovett & Julia Roberts and any of the Michael Jackson farce weddings.
The only reason this marriage makes it to 2 years is the fact that she somehow let him impregnate her. That is the sole reason I see this lasting more than 6 months. Eventually he will begin to feel emasculated that he makes about 1/20th of the money she makes and/or she will start to wonder why the fuck she is with some go nowhere loser who makes about as much as the average bag boy at Ralph’s.
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Does anyone still give a rat shit about Dancing With the Stars? Seriously.
Who watches this shit? Well if you do, you already know that figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi won the competition; which shouldn’t be all that shocking considering her career is basically dancing on ice which is a bit more difficult I’d imagine.
Of course if you don’t watch the show and just look for results, here it is. Happy? Sad? Utterly indifferent?
The shit I don’t get is they keep trumping this as ‘the first woman who has won since the first season’ as if it was some huge sleight that women haven’t been winning. Here’s a newsflash: the fucking show has been on for 4 seasons. 2 men and 2 women have won the show. Add to that most people believe Kelly Monaco only won because she is an incredible piece of ass and you start to wonder who is screwing who. It’s 50 fucking 50.
Please, for the love of god, stop it with the trying to find gender/race inequality issues in everything. 50-50 split seems about as even as something is ever likely to get, no? Stop it morons.
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So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
