Audrina Patridge’s new pink dress is nothing short of amazing.
It’s a well documented fact that I think she is hot as hell and was the pioneer in that regards when others where making cracks on her ‘gopher face’ which isn’t all that gopher-y at all. (looks a lot like Tiffany Amber-Thiessen who was another childhood dream girl)
Well she continues to up the ante on a near daily basis and has outdone herself once again in this stunner.
Do her new boobs that have been ‘pumped up’ a bit more than the old bags help? You betcha. Do I care? No I don’t.
She is ridiculous and if you check out the rest of the pix after the break I am sure you will agree. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge in a pink dress that launched a million boners’
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This just cracked me up.
IF you ever wondered how many people Sly slaughtered with his shirt on or off in the Rambo series, then this chart is for you.
You should also go check out the latest edition in the saga as it’s a 90 minute kill fest. Basically, if you have testicles and like to claim you are a man, you should enjoy that movie.
Check out the chart after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: your guide to all things Rambo’
So a brand new movie is out called Finding Amanda and it stars Matthew Broderick and Steve Coogan and is funny…or so I’m told…I’m seeing it later in the week.
Its got prostitutes and gambling. That’s good right?
I believe it’s being released in theaters and on PPV simultaneously right now.
I mostly want you to watch since a friend of mine has a part in there as ‘Whisper’ and should totally be cast in more shit.
Yes I’m a shill. See the fucking movie. Check out the trailer after the break. Continue reading ‘trailer: finding amanda’
OK let’s be fair here.
I don’t find the Evolution of Dance video to be all that super funny. I mean, white guy dancing is intrisically awkward and by extension humorous. However, it’s not ‘most viewed video in Youtube history’ funny.
With that said, Avril Lavigne fans have decided that her video for Girlfriend should be the most viewed of all time. They even have a website that auto-loops that piece of shit all day.
This is bullshit.
Seeing a true viral sensation take off is interesting. Seeing a few fan boys rigging the votes (*cough* Digg’s frontpage) is fucking GHEY!
So for all of you with Firefox, get the Greasemonkey extension (I believe Opera let’s you have custom scripts as well so it may work with that as well) and go to userscripts.org and get the loopy script (it is a script that let’s you loop a Youtube video infinitely with a little tag button that you press and let it rock) It’s great for videos you actually want to watch.
I realize the apparent hypocrisy of asking people to use fanboi tactics against the fanbois but when in Rome….
Check out evolution of dance after the break and allow it to keep it’s top spot until a REAL viral video tops it. (how the fuck isn’t Star Wars kid the top?)
Fuck Avril Lavigne. Continue reading ‘fuck avril lavigne: watch evolution of dance and loop it’
Audrina Patridge is hot.
I think I’ve mentioned that the last 12 days with pictoral proof and will continue doing so.
Here are some more shots of her looking hot and showing some nice cleavage and reverso sideboob action.
I basically would empty my bank account daily (all $3.50 of it) and hand it directly to her if she would be seen in public with me. It wouldn’t even require sex since I’d bee too busy oggling her and forget that the normal transaction is usually give girl all your money and she has sex with you in between bouts of making your life miserable.
Enjoy the pictures after the break and I will enjoy thinking about how bad I’d like to have sex with Audrina for those furious 10 seconds I would no doubt last. Continue reading ‘update: audrina patridge is still super hot and showing more reverso sideboob’
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Larry King is just a retard.
He had Christina Aguilera on his show to talk about the bullshit Rock the Vote campaign and prefaced a comment on her singing a song that is a ‘belting’ kind of tune and saying it was odd since she is known as a soft singer.
That of course drew an immediate response from Christina calling him a retard in a nice way.
For further illustration I’m and going to post a few more clips of Christina doing her thing that just show how dumb of a statement Larry King made. Continue reading ‘video: larry king this is christina aguilera; she is kinda ‘new’’
This video is just tits.
The bee’s knees.
Hilarious.
Painful.
I love the hoochie dance videos as much as the next guy, but I love the ones that result in epic mishaps.
This one from the always fantastic failblog.org is funny and tough to watch at the end.
It takes a minute to get to the juicy bit so skip the first 30 seconds or so if you want, but make sure to see the last 30 seconds.
Check it out after the break and see more of human’s failures over at failblog.org. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: when stripping/dancing goes wrong…really wrong.’
Audrina Patridge’s new pink dress is nothing short of amazing.
