I told you on several occasions that Justin Timberlake ruins everything with a vagina that comes within his general sphere of influence.
Cameron Diaz.
Busted face.
Britney Spears.
Bat shit crazy and busted body, busted face…just busted.
I could continue going but you get the idea.
Jessica Biel used to be an automatic woody waiting to happen, but now she looks like this (as seen at a Florida Marlins baseball game last week–see? He even influences these girls to get shit taste in baseball teams. Cubs is the right answer sweetie. Beside, aren’t you from the Denver area, Jess? I believe that is Rockies country.)
(more story and pix after the break)
People used to say ‘Manny, you are being an asshole! JT is the best, I’d slather him in my womanly juices all day long and kiss his puckered starfish all day long. I’d re-tie his balloon not all day long! He doesn’t ruin shit!”
To you I say: hahahahahahahahahahaha! I am right and you are wrong, per usual, you cum guzzling, donkey punch receiving enthusiast. Learn your role. I am master, you are student.
