Did you wake up today thinking; “Ya know…I don’t think I’ll ever have a reason to get a boner again. What can I use to kill any chance of that happening again?”
Of course you first thought of cutting it off, but that’s nasty.
Then you thought about chemicals; but the thought of those pesky side effects doing something else to you seemed like a bad idea.
Then you saw a picture of a very pregnant Jessica Alba in a pool in her bikini.
You heard a faint wisp of a yelp from your crotch reason and realized that your cock killed itself dead.
Check out the nightmare after the break.
Popularity: unranked [?]
