I’m not going to write much about this. How much time to I have really? The pit of hell awaits.
The tabloids (People, US, NE, OK! etc) have been ablaze with stories about Heidi fucking Montag launching her own record label with a producer called “RedOne” (what is he a menstrual cycle?) who will help pen these masterpieces.
Fuck you world. I’m serious. This cuntbag gets a boob job, acts as annoying and fake as possible on TV and in ‘real’ life and gets a fucking record label?
There are people who have busted their ass and dedicated their LIFE to music and can actually read a fucking lead sheet (please define the term ‘lead sheet’ for me Heidi without looking at a dictionary) who will make $500 a week the rest of their life and this turd burglar is going to have her own record label.
Fuck you world.
Don’t get me wrong. I would fuck Heidi Montag retarded until she made Corky look like Albert fucking Einstein, but that is a whole separate issue from this abomination.
Do something useful for the world and come out with a fuck tape, sugar tits.
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