I’m in a bad mood today and seeing Jessica Biel being officially ruined (as I called many months ago) by Justin Timberlake came to its apex when she was filmed looking like this.
What the fuck is that hair?
Is that a mullet?
There are Eastern bloc hockey players who are laughing at you right now, Jessica. In fairness they are also looking to buy Levis off of you but they are laughing whilst they do it.
Who told you the ape drape was a good look? Does it help JT to perform as he hits you from behind? Not that I’m saying he’s gay, I’m just saying he like to pound on man ass and wants you to look like a dude so it’s easier for him to fuck you.
That’s not totally gay is it?
Seriously, you could be spread eagle with a neon sign pointing at your quim that said ‘bring it on home, Manny’ next to it and I would have to consider passing. (I said consider I’d still totally bring the thunder…or 20 seconds then crying)
There are a bunch more of this photoset but it’s just too depressing to look at. Terrible, terrible shit.
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