I’m in a bad mood today and seeing Jessica Biel being officially ruined (as I called many months ago) by Justin Timberlake came to its apex when she was filmed looking like this.
What the fuck is that hair?
Is that a mullet?
There are Eastern bloc hockey players who are laughing at you right now, Jessica. In fairness they are also looking to buy Levis off of you but they are laughing whilst they do it.
Who told you the ape drape was a good look? Does it help JT to perform as he hits you from behind? Not that I’m saying he’s gay, I’m just saying he like to pound on man ass and wants you to look like a dude so it’s easier for him to fuck you.
That’s not totally gay is it? Continue reading ‘ruined: jessica biel rocks the ape drape’
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I’m not going to write much about this. How much time to I have really? The pit of hell awaits.
The tabloids (People, US, NE, OK! etc) have been ablaze with stories about Heidi fucking Montag launching her own record label with a producer called “RedOne” (what is he a menstrual cycle?) who will help pen these masterpieces.
Fuck you world. I’m serious. This cuntbag gets a boob job, acts as annoying and fake as possible on TV and in ‘real’ life and gets a fucking record label?
There are people who have busted their ass and dedicated their LIFE to music and can actually read a fucking lead sheet (please define the term ‘lead sheet’ for me Heidi without looking at a dictionary) who will make $500 a week the rest of their life and this turd burglar is going to have her own record label. Continue reading ‘hell awaits: heidi montag starts her own record label’
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I had all these cutesy titles in mind for this post.
“bottoms up”
“a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse…here’s Kristen Bells ass”
“look ma, no class!”
But why not just say what it is: Kristen Bell, bending over showing pretty much anyone willing to look (me) her ass.
I like girls who take the direct approach as much as the next guy, but this might be a tad much, Kristen. You’ll get a guy without this kind of stuff. I swears it.
More pix after the break.
On a quick side note; as you will notice in the shots below; Dax Sheppard is grabbing her ass. This isn’t for a film. He is the guy who is currently giving her body the bedroom workout.
This guy must have an AWESOME cocaine dealer because the tail he’s banged it way above his paygrade. I salute you and your penis, Dax.
Die. Continue reading ‘kristen bell bent over showing her ass…what?’
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Red Hot Chili Peppers singer, Anthony Kiedis flexed his green muscles and took his rinky dink electromobile out on the town.
I dunno. I guess it has a certain retirement village cool cahet to it. However, it’s not exactly the way to scream “I’m a rock n’ roll rebel muthaphukkas!!” is it?
The bigger point that should be addressed is his Britney Spears like care for his child while in the car.
OK, I know these things top out at 35 mph, but that’s still plenty face enough where little jr’s face is going to be acting as daddy’s airbag.
Anthony: you are a fucking millionaire. Invest in a fucking car seat for your infant child. You little clown car has seat belts and can accomodate one. Beside that, it’s the law in California, moron.
Fuck, you can’t be that retarded can you? You did at least graduate high school.
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God this video cracks me up. You think that since these guys live and shoot in California they would know that the surf punks are no joke.
If you are on their beach you better have a good reason to be there. Everyone who lives in the LA area knows this. (same shit in Hawaii) Being there to shoot Matthew McCounaghy surfing after he has befriended these guys is not a proper excuse.
As you might guess, they get the shit kicked out of them.
Interestingly enough though, the TMZ cameras (once again) turn their probing eye to the side when one of their own is on the attack as evidenced by the quick shot and turn away of the guy going after surfers with the monopod but then is comes immediately back to him once 5 surfers start pounding the shit out of them.
Note to paparazzi: stay the fuck off the beach.
Click here to see the VIDEO
VIDEO: TMZ Paparazzi getting the shit kicked out of them by surfers
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Hayden Pannetteire is back in the news again.
Just last week when I had a quick post on her I was commenting on how odd it was that she was out of the news.
No longer people.
She was on the set of Heroes shooting guns (hot) and with dark/brunette hair (also hot) for the next episodes of the show.
She also continues to sport those ultra shorty shorts that show off that candy ass of her’s. (also super hot) I mean seriously, I wanna bite that thing.
I’ve gone too far once again…what have I done?
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere dumps the blond for brunette but keeps her candy ass.’
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As many of you remember I read Labor Pains for the Cannes market and it was an OK flick for it’s genre. (nothing special but it did read heinous)
Looking at it, it seems like she is shooting the softball scene where she has a bit of a slip up with her cockamamie story of being preggers and a bit of a tragedy besets our merry band of players.
More importantly, let’s talk about these pictures where she has clearly walked for at least a few yards and changed seats and has pulled her shirt up the entire time.
Now there have been plenty of rumors that Lindsay is a bit of a cock hound so maybe it’s been a while since she’s been turned out and is advertising the goods. (I’m available, Lindsay)
Or maybe she just wants to remind people that she does have a SUPER hot body. (which she does)
Either way, it has worked, Lindsay. I have remembered that you have a ridiculous body and I would like to have sex with you post haiste.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘on the set: Lindsay Lohan wants us to know she has a killer stomach on the set of Labor Pains..and she does’
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One of the most well known and certainly one of the most controversial comedians of his generation has died today.
E! is reporting that George Carlin died of heart failure after checking himself into the hospital. It was his second major heart episode; the first coming when he was 41.
It really is a sad day for lovers of comedy. Whether you loved him or hated him, Carlin’s influence is undeniable. He was a a pioneer of mainstreaming blue…make that very blue stand up comedy.
Has he done much lately? Not really. He was still working but the edge was certainly dulling. However, I guess that’s the unfortunate normal march of time.
No matter what your thoughts on Carlin, he influenced some/all of the comedic entertainmers who enjoy watching and laughing at. For that alone, he should be remembered and respected.
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A short time ago Jamie Pressly was spotted at the CVS on Ventura Blvd in Studio City.
She was in a long black dress, a hat and shades and looking STUNNING with her basket of items in tow.
Did she really just have a kid? My god….
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I have been VERY good about avoid posts on this no talent attention whore.
I even avoided posts about quotes where she and her boy friend have made references to having children someday.
However, I had to post these because my hope is that the most vain and shallow girl on earth is actually getting fat.
If she’s pregant it’s merely an affront to nature. If she is getting fat, it’s hilarious.
No photos of her romancing a cheese cake have some out yet, but once/if they do, you’ll see ‘em here.
A few more of thunder thighs after the break. Continue reading ‘paris hilton is either getting fat or getting pregnant. you decide.’
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I’m in a bad mood today and seeing Jessica Biel being officially ruined (as I called many months ago) by Justin Timberlake came to its apex when she was filmed looking like this.
