OK so it’s fake as hell but these videos still amuse me for some reason and I hope someone who can actually kick a ball tries to do this since that damn Randy’s donuts is so uppity and superior to everyone else.
Grrrr….damn you Randy’s Donuts! (P.S. yes, this store is the inspiration for the donut store on the Simpsons in case you were wondering)
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: take that Randy’s donuts! girl ‘kicks’ soccer ball through donut sign’
This is just amazing.
I can alternate pick pretty fast, pretty cleanly. (at least 200+ bpm) but to play a fairly difficult melody like Flight of the Bumblebee at speeds at and above 300 bpm is just a physical feat to behold.
The video is fairly long. I’d suggest skipping over the intro if you aren’t interested in knowing his background. It is fun to watch him play the melody faster and faster.
Great stuff.
Congratulations, Mr. Dellavega. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world’
Hayden Panettiere was at the Comi-Con in San Diego over the weekend doing a meet and greet and had her mysophobic tendencies on full display. (mysophobia is the proper name for ‘germaphobia’)
Now, I don’t blame her for wanting to ward off the effects of oodles of cum and vaseline from the basement masturbating hordes handling her.
However, how about you not pump half a liter on your hand in front of everyone basically advertising the fact that you think they are disgusting piles of dog shit. Just a thought, Hayd.
More pictures of Hayden’s descent into dementia after the break. Continue reading ‘fun with mysophobia!: Hayden Panettiere comicon edition’
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Miley Cyrus is just a train wreck teetering on the edge of the tracks. I give her 2 years until full blown meltdown.
It’s always funny to watch her talk bitchily with her 30 year old friend about other Disney channel stars. (in this case Selena Gomez who has been touted as the next Miley Cyrus)
They grow up so fast don’t they? They still stay annoying but they grow up. Continue reading ‘video: miley cyrus shit talks Selena Gomez; still loves making annoying youtube videos’
Heidi Montag is probably the most annoying ‘celebrity’ out there.
Every time a camera is in her face she takes it as a cue to start the fashion show and just looks like and utter jackass.
However, and this is a sick sick lesson ladies, even though she is the most annoying bitch this planet has ever known, every single dude on earth would still like to fuck the hell out of her because her body is smoking hot.
If she was even slightly less attractive she’d be the biggest pariah ever. Give her 5 years of aging and you’ll never hear from her again. In the meantime enjoy the most annoying piece of top notch tail in recent memory: Heidi Montag.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Heidi Montag; annoying yet hot in short shorts’
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So the old embedded video plugin I used to use has finally been upgraded to be compatible with Wordpress again.
I can’t complain too much since it is a free plug in that someone made out of the kindness of their own hearts, but it was a bit sad to see how many posts that I had youtubes and other embedded videos on that were now just weird lines of code.
I will probably continue to just use the youtube generated code in the event the plug in falls out of support again but for the old posts all the embedded media should be up.
Yipeee!
So a guy on youtube does a bunch of speed ‘painting’ videos for all of our enjoyment.
This time around he did a painting of Scarlett Johannson.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s talented and did a good job. BUT, if I need a pic of Scarlett I’m going to Google images, firing up the ole Piclens plug in for Firefox, finding a good tit shot and spanking it to that.
Time savings: 12 hours.
Something to consider.
Check out the video after the break. I suggest hitting mute so you don’t have to hear Addagio for Strings butchered in a shitting EuroTrance bullshit explosion. Continue reading ‘Scarlett Johannson in photoshop…dude, buy a porno’
There are some doozies on this list of ways to get fired from work.
My personal favorite is labelling your garbage can ‘inbox.’
I will be testing all of these out tomorrow at work and hopefully trying a few new ones to add to the list. I’ll let ya know how it goes.
Check out the list: HERE
I don’t know what the hubub is about. Sure on some occasions Brooke Hogan looks like a chick, but far too often she just looks a bit too much like her pappa. Maybe she lifts too much or something; I don’t know.
Well, the folks at Playboy don’t seem to mind shooting more manly women. As if the Chyna shoot wasn’t bad enough. Well the NY Daily news is reporting Brooke might be on board:
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won’t be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.”
Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude.
“No decision has been made at this time,” her rep said.
Meh. I just can’t get all that excited.
Let’s pretend for a second that I have a subscription to Playboy, which I don’t since I get laid so much and the thought of looking at ugly skanks like the ones they have in there just makes my penis hurt since the quality of tail I get exceeds it by a factor of 10. (yes, I am getting help for my pathological lying) I know that I won’t be all that excited to see Brooke Hogan nude. I imagine it’ll go down as one of the few times I’ve actually skipped the celebrity nude photospread.
Good job ruining a good thing, Playboy. Continue reading ‘Playboy shooting naked dudes now; Brooke Hogan is in’
Hayden Panettiere is in danger of falling off of these pages which is sad as she is a very highly sought after Google target.
However, I’m sorry, the short hair looks heinous and this John Hughes reject look is just not working for her.
Hayden, you are really short. Skinny jeans with a loose top makes you looks like a fat ass. Your legs look like stubby little sausages in this get up.
Get down to the salon and get some hair extensions to at least regain some semblance of your former hotness. You have it in you to achieve greatness, you only have to want it, Hayden.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere adds ’80’s retro to her short hair…and it doesn’t help’
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