OK so it’s fake as hell but these videos still amuse me for some reason and I hope someone who can actually kick a ball tries to do this since that damn Randy’s donuts is so uppity and superior to everyone else.
Grrrr….damn you Randy’s Donuts! (P.S. yes, this store is the inspiration for the donut store on the Simpsons in case you were wondering)
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: take that Randy’s donuts! girl ‘kicks’ soccer ball through donut sign’
This is just amazing.
I can alternate pick pretty fast, pretty cleanly. (at least 200+ bpm) but to play a fairly difficult melody like Flight of the Bumblebee at speeds at and above 300 bpm is just a physical feat to behold.
The video is fairly long. I’d suggest skipping over the intro if you aren’t interested in knowing his background. It is fun to watch him play the melody faster and faster.
Great stuff.
Congratulations, Mr. Dellavega. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world’
Hayden Panettiere was at the Comi-Con in San Diego over the weekend doing a meet and greet and had her mysophobic tendencies on full display. (mysophobia is the proper name for ‘germaphobia’)
Now, I don’t blame her for wanting to ward off the effects of oodles of cum and vaseline from the basement masturbating hordes handling her.
However, how about you not pump half a liter on your hand in front of everyone basically advertising the fact that you think they are disgusting piles of dog shit. Just a thought, Hayd.
More pictures of Hayden’s descent into dementia after the break. Continue reading ‘fun with mysophobia!: Hayden Panettiere comicon edition’
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Miley Cyrus is just a train wreck teetering on the edge of the tracks. I give her 2 years until full blown meltdown.
It’s always funny to watch her talk bitchily with her 30 year old friend about other Disney channel stars. (in this case Selena Gomez who has been touted as the next Miley Cyrus)
They grow up so fast don’t they? They still stay annoying but they grow up. Continue reading ‘video: miley cyrus shit talks Selena Gomez; still loves making annoying youtube videos’
Heidi Montag is probably the most annoying ‘celebrity’ out there.
Every time a camera is in her face she takes it as a cue to start the fashion show and just looks like and utter jackass.
However, and this is a sick sick lesson ladies, even though she is the most annoying bitch this planet has ever known, every single dude on earth would still like to fuck the hell out of her because her body is smoking hot.
If she was even slightly less attractive she’d be the biggest pariah ever. Give her 5 years of aging and you’ll never hear from her again. In the meantime enjoy the most annoying piece of top notch tail in recent memory: Heidi Montag.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Heidi Montag; annoying yet hot in short shorts’
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So the old embedded video plugin I used to use has finally been upgraded to be compatible with Wordpress again.
I can’t complain too much since it is a free plug in that someone made out of the kindness of their own hearts, but it was a bit sad to see how many posts that I had youtubes and other embedded videos on that were now just weird lines of code.
I will probably continue to just use the youtube generated code in the event the plug in falls out of support again but for the old posts all the embedded media should be up.
Yipeee!
So a guy on youtube does a bunch of speed ‘painting’ videos for all of our enjoyment.
This time around he did a painting of Scarlett Johannson.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s talented and did a good job. BUT, if I need a pic of Scarlett I’m going to Google images, firing up the ole Piclens plug in for Firefox, finding a good tit shot and spanking it to that.
Time savings: 12 hours.
Something to consider.
Check out the video after the break. I suggest hitting mute so you don’t have to hear Addagio for Strings butchered in a shitting EuroTrance bullshit explosion. Continue reading ‘Scarlett Johannson in photoshop…dude, buy a porno’
