Ashley Tisdale has always been a weird call for me.
She is cute. Definitely. However, she’s not sexy bombshell or anything. There is something about her that is a bit sexy though.
I’m thinking it might be the fact that she doesn’t have a rep for snorting mountains of cocaine up her nose and taking dicks in all holes at all hours.
Her body is solid and the nose job was a great move.
Who the fuck am I kidding? I’d basically chop off my left arm to bang a broad this hot. I don’t think I’m allowed to beat off to internet porn of girls who look like this. I have to go to crackwhorelovesthedickintheeyesocket.com to get porn that I’m allowed to spank it to.
Good job busting out the bikini, Ash. Now dump that choad you are walking around with and sex it up a bit more. Time to take the big girl roles, baby doll. No more high school shit.
More pix of Ashley Tisdale showing off her bikini bod in Hawaii after the jump

















































