In Touch Weekly took a poll and compiled a list of who has the best tits in Hollywood. Here is the top 10:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles
Can’t argue with Jessica Simpson too much. They are fabulous. However, Scarlett Johansson win all day for me. Also, it’s not shock that Audrina Patridge would be much higher on my list especially now that she has great implants and Lohan is a top 3 contender after those nude shots.
I do wonder about Tyra. She has big tits but she is also fat now. That is an automatic DQ. Heigl is an annoying cunt which once again negates all of the positive push she gets from having nice tits.
Jennifer Aniston’s tits are about as big as mine which is either really sad for me or really sad for her. Either way she has tits the same size as a dood. Not good.
Finally, the controversial choice, Megan Fox. Megan is hot as hell but it’s not her tits that make her the sex bomb that she is. She is more ‘total package’ hot. There is no one physical feature of hers that is better than another girls. She pretty much has a “really good” everything. (Except for those heinous tattoos)
Oh and I see you wondering why Aguilera is in the picture. It’s because she SOOO deserves to be on this list. Her tits were SUPERSTARS this year. I am even including a few more of her wonder melons after the break to further illustrate my point.
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