OK, so I totally lied about only being out for the weekend. My inability to read a calendar resulted in me not noticing that I have 4 dental appointments this week including everyone’s favorite: root canals! Yeah!
Needless to say, I may be posting a bit lighter this week and today for sure is going to be this one post (I think)
To make you (and me) feel happier, here is a story from Contact Music (who seems to be the only source on this) about Megan Fox breaking up with Brian Austin Green to take a trip to mah crib! (well her issue of FHM will come to’ mah crib’ where I will furiously beat off to it anyway) They report:
Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”
This is fantastic news for men everywhere. Well, men who have BILLIONS of dollars who can score chicks this hot.
Megan, prove to the world how un-shallow you are and date a regular guy. Ya know, a guy like say…uh…me? Use the contact form above and hit me up. That will show the world how down to earth and normal and great you are.
Did I mention we’d totally have to have sex to REALLY prove how down to earth and normal you are? (also to prove how capable you are of stomaching even the most horrible of tortures.)
That’s all for now folks. Back again soon.
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