No they aren’t replacing Angelina Jolie in the film version. (though I can’t imagine her doing another one of those piece of shit films)
They are replacing the promotion model who shows up at all the geek fests to give fuel to dorks (like me) to masturbate to later.
Her name is Allison Carroll and she is a receptionist/gymnast from the UK. (a gymnast with big cans? I would cry foul if England hadn’t voted a fat pig as Ms. England a year or so ago)
I like it. her gut looks a little loose to be Lara Croft to me, but she is still a tasty looking treat to be sure.
I await the inevitable nude ‘modeling’ shots from 5 years ago to surface.
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