What in the hell is Audrina Patridge doing greasing down this midget man?
Why wasn’t I born a tiny Hispanic man with poor taste in swimwear and obvious lack of discipline to push myself away from the dinner table before it was time for 4ths?
Surely there must be an explanation for what is going on there.
Click after the break to see more pix and possibly solve this daunting riddle.
Hmmm…perhaps this LINK will solve the mystery. (also the source of the photos)
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