What else can I say about how well Audrina Patridge has played the media this summer?
A few days ago, I lauded her media acumen and I must do it again.
All summer Audrina has been in a bikini and she kicks it up a notch by wearing a STUNNING gold bikini with a top that is at least 2 cup sizes smaller than it should be as her already massive chest looks outrageously hot.
I am predicting an Audrina Patridge spin off show on MTV before the end of the year. (I’m not saying that just because I’ve heard it from people who work at MTV in private. It’s NOT a done deal though.)
Lauren Conrad is boring, has the chest of a dude and well has a chest of a dude and doesn’t wear bikinis to try to distract us with the rest of her body from her gross chest.
Check out more of the beguiling Ms. Patridge after the break.
Does she read my little blog to take advice? If so you should TOTALLY have sex with the author of this blog to achieve super stardom Audrina. Just close your eyes, make as little bodily contact with me as possible and you won’t even know your getting banged by a disgusting troll.
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