What in the hell is Audrina Patridge doing greasing down this midget man?
Why wasn’t I born a tiny Hispanic man with poor taste in swimwear and obvious lack of discipline to push myself away from the dinner table before it was time for 4ths?
Surely there must be an explanation for what is going on there.
Click after the break to see more pix and possibly solve this daunting riddle. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge greases down a midget?!?!’
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If you have been following the Olympics in the US, you no doubt saw Alicia Sacramone of the US Women’s Gymnastics team, do the best job she could to kill any chance of the US getting gold and she succeeded.
I’m talking she straight up sucked and cost them gold. Sure China is a tough team, but she flat out BLEW IT. No sugar coating it sweetie. You are hot as hell, but you sucked.
Check out a video of Alicia nailing a landing a punch (hey, at least she landed something) on a dude and knocking him OUT after the break. Continue reading ‘US Gymnast Alicia Sacramone has knockout power’
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No they aren’t replacing Angelina Jolie in the film version. (though I can’t imagine her doing another one of those piece of shit films)
They are replacing the promotion model who shows up at all the geek fests to give fuel to dorks (like me) to masturbate to later.
Her name is Allison Carroll and she is a receptionist/gymnast from the UK. (a gymnast with big cans? I would cry foul if England hadn’t voted a fat pig as Ms. England a year or so ago)
I like it. her gut looks a little loose to be Lara Croft to me, but she is still a tasty looking treat to be sure.
I await the inevitable nude ‘modeling’ shots from 5 years ago to surface.
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So I did debate this putting this in the dirty bird page. (mostly since it’s been a bit since I’ve added anything there) However, it is tame enough.
Lindsay Lohan went out on the town rocking a wife beater…a very thinly materialed wife beater and…well that was about it.
Unfortunately, it is black so it basically obscures everything enough.
Then again, I’ve posted full on nudes of her here before so I guess you could just search for those as well.
Lindsay’s tits have pretty much popped up a ton of times is what I’m basically driving at here.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Lindsay Lohan eschews wearing a bra. Thank you, Lindsay…get nude again please.’
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Audrina Patridge is a smart smart girl.
She obviously wants to keep the heat she’s been building up to be the ‘top girl’ on The Hills that she has been basically photographed in her clothes maybe twice all summer.
When she is clothed, it’s usually ridiculously sexy dresses.
However, on this day she decided to stick with the money maker: bikini shots.
She is definitely on one of the now ubiquitous rooftop pools in a revitalized downtown LA. (I am actually jealous as I have been trying to find a good building down there with a party deck that doesn’t suck–I’m sure it’ll happen soon. You will all be invited.*)
I need say nothing else but ‘wow’ once again. She is just retarded hot as usual and should never wear anything but a bikini ever again.
Try to ignore her fat ass friend and the douchebag she is constantly draped all over as they both kinda ruin a few shots.
Check out more pix after the break.
Enjoy. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge does downtown LA’
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I know what some of you are thinking: “why the hell is a college pole vaulter on a blog that normally only has celeb tail?”
First, I will point out that you forgot to add the word ‘hot’ before ‘pole vaulter’ in that question.
Second, I will pity you for coming so late to the internet party and not being on the Stokke train.
She set the innanets alight when some photos of her surfaced looking ridiculously hot.
Now, I will be the first to say that she has fallen a bit from her tip top peak, but she is still HAWT and worthy of being posted.
Enjoy Allison making pole vaulting a sport worth watching. More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘allison stokke works the pole’
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There has literally been less than nothing to write about the last 2 days or so. (especially since I kinda stopped doing the whole general news thing to focus on the goils)
I have some Hayden Panettiere pix I have been sitting on for 3 or 4 days and they are just boring but at least they are something. I might still post them later but she’s just getting out of a car looking pretty non-descript.
We’ll see.
Just wanted to let you know I haven’t forgotten about you or my little page.
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Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at the DKNY House.
Do I need to say anything else? She looks spectacular as usual.
I would, however, like to address the growing trend of companies buying/renting houses to have as celebrity hangouts. (the Poloaroid beachhouse being another nororious example)
I am sick and fucking tired of them. Maybe it’s the fact that I work in an area of town that see’s a glut of these kind of places but all they do is up the douchebag tourist traffic and the even douchier paparazzi traffic to the area (not all the paparazzi just the fucking idiots who blow through red lights almost killing people).
Also, as much as I like to see Audrina’s magnificent body in a bikini, these are the antithesis of candid shots. They aren’t quite Heidi “photoshoot automatica” Montag, but everyone at this place knows they are being photographed and they all come looking to make the scene. It’s just not quite as fun.
That said, enjoy the pix after the break and lament the fact that you aren’t famous enough to get into the DKNY house. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge in a pink bikini’
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MIley Cyrus is pretty much hell bent on being Hollywood’s biggest hobag before the age of 21 even if it kills her.
The mysterious Trainreq has released more photos that he claims he hacked/found/etc from his hard drives. (search for other posts on Miley Cyrus to find the forum he posts them on. I am 90% sure it’s digitalgansters.com but I’m too lazy to double check. Fuck you I don’t get paid for this. I’m sure It’ll be one of the related posts below.)
I mean, she HAS to know that when you take pix like this, and you are famous, someone, ANYONE will find them and post them on the internet these days.
For now you can enjoy the rapidly careening train wreck that is Miley Cyrus’ career. More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Miley Cyrus still hate controversy. New leaked photos’
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I don’t know what it is about Amanda Bynes. There has never been much appeal to her at all. She was always kinda goofy and dorky and the antithesis of anything that is even remotely attractive in a woman.
However, I must admit, she looks pretty hot in her work out clothes. Even though she is clearly packing on a pound or two more than she should be, she still looks pretty hot. (she gets excused for the extra pound since she’s working out…says the guy with the 90 inch waist and size 108 suit)
Check out more picks of ‘hot’ Amanda after the break. Continue reading ‘amanda bynes…is looking pretty hot. never thought I’d say that.’
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