So yeah, I know I declared summer over since Audrina Patridge wasn’t seen in a bikini for a while, but she is back…though not in a bikini.
Does that just mean Fall is here since she has more coverage going on?
Well I know I have about 50 winter jokes involving the ‘north pole’ and other variants like that I am holding onto for the ladies of this blog. So I guess I have to wait a few months to unleash those gems.
In the meantime enjoy Audrina’s outrageous body in a super tight swimsuit.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge still is hot in a swimsuit’
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Son of a bitch!
I LOVE Tricia Helfer. She played number 6 on the new Battlestar Galatica (which I am currently obsessed with because I didn’t have Sci-Fi channel when it originally aired unfortunately)
Well German FHM did the smartest thing ever and decided to do a photoshoot with her in her underwear. Basically Tricia Helfer - clothes + camera rolling = MONEY
I realize 90% of casting directors are gay but they really need to realize the need to put her in a lot more things before she gets over the hill. (she is 34 at the moment.)
Oh and in the interview she claims she is an unfeeling person…I could and would like to help her out with that…just saying.
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So I’ve been meaning to post these for a few days but school concerns have held me up. (mid terms are already rapidly approaching)
So I hate Blake Liveley’s show. I mean it sucks.
It REALLY sucks.
I guess she is in the same boat as Audrina Patridge: shitty show, hot chick.
However, Blake’s rack looks spectacular in this dress. I mean eyes popping out tongue rolling around like a roll of toilet paper flopping around Tex Avery cartoon style.
I don’t think they are implants, they look like they are getting plenty of help from the dress.
Anyway, enjoy some more pix of Blake after the break. Continue reading ‘rack time with blake lively’
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Katy Perry sucks.
I mean, she really really sucks. Her music is heinous and obvious and she tries SOOOO hard to be outrageous.
One need look no further than her wearing a neglige to the VMA’s as a sign of desperation. Oh and her hit song that blatantly plays on the male fantasy of seeing two seemingly straight girls making out.
However, her spectacular rack will always assure her of a place on this page…until she goes downhill and starts looking heinous.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘katy perry’s music sucks but her rack does not.’
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Ugh…
Summer is officially over. Granted, living in LA it never gets TOO cold but it gets cold enough.
I have officially called the time of death for summer. Audrina Patridge has been sans bikini the last two times she’s been photographed.
It was fun while it lasted. This was the summer of Audrina Patridge bikini/nude shots. I’ll remember it fondly and hope a giant heat wave hits LA that drives her to the pools and beaches of LA.
Until then I will fly my ‘flag’ at half mast in honor of a wonderful summer.
More Audrina Patridge still looking way cute but sans bikini (aka her power suit) after the break. Continue reading ‘Summer is over: Audrina Patridge - Bikini = wait til next year’
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Hayden Pannetiere is still talking about shit (saving the whales) that few people give a fuck about.
However, she is wisely doing it while releasing photos of her looking super hot and auctioning off her clothes to perverts to raise money for her charity.
Of course, if she took a cue from the pornographic priestesses she’d know the panties go for boffo bucks. However, I am not surprised that she didn’t go all out on this auction. Probably best for a legit actress to not peddle her used thongs online.
Check out more pix of Hayden on a couch she is also selling looking…hot yes that’s right and don’t forget that you can see more of Hayden on NBC on Monday nights on her show Heroes.
Check out her bullshit HERE if you’d like to buy. Continue reading ‘wanna buy Hayden Pannetiere’s clothing? (sorry no panties)’
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Here is my rundown of the Emmys:
Fuck the fucking Emmys!
They are the most worthless award alive. I work in the TV/Film industry and I can tell you that as corrupt as the film industry is, the TV business is twice as corrupt.
If you knew the sheer number of times an actor we rep got a job on a TV as a favor or because ‘it’s just their turn’ you’d vomit. (both cases are violations of labor laws BTW…just sayin’)
They are voted on by dipshits and they are divvyed up based soley on who has kissed the most ass and worse yet; “who’s turn is it?”
So yeah, I am protesting posting any shit from the Emmys.
Plus I felt I needed to post something since I have MORE tests this week so things will be light folks.
So yeah, I know I declared summer over since Audrina Patridge wasn’t seen in a bikini for a while, but she is back…though not in a bikini.
