First let me apologize for being MIA for most of this week. I have a bunch of tests in school and AFM time is here again which means I have to analyze a slew of mediocre scripts in a very short time.
First up on the list is Mandate Pictures Jackie Chan vehicle: The Spy Next Door.
The basica premise is a Chinese intelligence super agent (Chan) is in love with his girlfriend; who also happens to be his neighbor, and wants to marry her.
Now the only way to marry her is if her 3 precocious kids love him too and if he can rid the world of his one last remaining super enemy.
There is no way those two worlds collide right? RIGHT!?!?!?!
Of course they do. This premise has been done a billion times with varying effect. I have to say it wasn’t terrible but I’m not sure it’s a film I or anyone around my age would see in the theater. It kinda plays to a 14-16 year old audience.
The fight scenes sounded fun and all but let’s face it; Jackie Chan is REALLY old and isn’t the same on screen action star he used to be. Wires, stunt doubles, CGI are all fair game now. Combine that with the fact that he still can’t speak English all that well and much of his old magic is largely faded into history.
Kinda sad, but if you see it you might not hate yourself in the morning. (the way you would if you went to see the re-make of Fame I wrote about back in May which should be charged with raping my soul)
I promise to try to get some boobies up here in the next 2 days. I miss them too. 
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Yeah, it’s Maxim day here I guess. Probably going to be the last post of the day so it is kinda semi-officially Maxim day.
Well they are basically bursting at the seams at hotness there this month as Audrina Patridge is in this moth’s issue as well as Stacy Keibler (see the post just below this one)
Since I basically post all this Audrina you know this was going to pop up there.
There are a few more shots after the break.
Of course, you should go buy the magazine and/or visit maximonline.com to check out more. They usually have videos and shit as well.
Once again, if you live near me and take the last copy of Maxim and I don’t get my Stacy and Audrina fix I will cut you. That is all.
More pix after the break. (second time I mentioned that, right?) Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge in Maxim’
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Achi machi….
Stacy Keibler hasn’t been in the ‘news’ (re: the photostocks of the paparazzi pic sellers) lately since she is no longer really involved in wrestling and isn’t on Dancing With the Stars anymore.
Which is criminal.
Stacy posed for this month’s Maxim and reminds us all why she should have pictures of her taken at least twice a week and should be posted here 4 times a week…errr…wait…
You know what I mean!
Check out the rest of the spread after the break and pick up the BIG full color version on newsstands now! Buy! Buy! Buy! (just don’t take the last copy if you are at the same place I am because I will fight you. ) Continue reading ‘Stacy Keibler in Maxim’
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Hey look!
Over there!
Yeah over there!
It’s Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag out doing some shit! OMG! LOLZZZZ! I have no idea what this means for the show they are co-stars on, and frankly I don’t give a fuck.
Basically they are here because I’d like to be the meat in an Audrina and Heidi sammich…as long as they both burned these ridiculous outfits first.
More of the dynamic duo(s); ‘duos’ because they both have large, supple, breasts you see and there are two of…well you get it…more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag out doing shit or something’
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Hooray for celebrity political videos! I mean who doesn’t love these things?
Oh yeah, that’s right everyone.
It’s always the same bullshit, “get out and vote or your a douche!…well more specifically vote Democrat, but we won’t say that so we sound like we are just concerned about you exercising your right to vote”
Who gives a fuck what Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere want you to do politically? I mean, if you take your lead from an actor you need to be lobotomized. They literally pay 10%-25% of their salary to agents and/or managers to keep their calendar straight for them. They are that dumb. If that is who you are taking political tips from them I must urge you to do everything possible to avoid voting.
video after the break. (I only post because they are both still sexy and dressed sexy here and they have some freaky S&M shit going on here. Continue reading ‘video: jessica alba & hayden panettiere get political…yeah! /sarc’
So I am still prepping some tests and I am mourning the impending implosion of a Cubs team that should have made it to the World Series at worst if not won the whole thing.
Sorry, not even boobies can fix that for me today…OK maybe later, but not just yet.
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Megan Fox is in a new film called How to lose friends and alienate people or some shit like that.
The movie must REALLY suck because they have been letting every pic of Megan Fox in various states of undress ‘leak’ out like they were going out of style.
Mission accomplished marketing department. Normally I would see past your ruse, but seeing as Megan Fox in a bra is about as close to heaven as anything I’ve gonna see ever, I am totally going to torture myself whilst seeing this movie.
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