25
Nov
08

Audrina Patridge; if you’d like to have sex with me, wear leopard stockings to an event

Oh well what do you know? Message received, Audrina. I take this as a legally binding contract and promise to god that I didn’t see the pictures and then post the message about you wanting to have sex with me if you wore wildlife themed stockings to an event.

Who am I kidding? I’d last about 2 seconds with her in bed and spend 45 minutes crying about how sorry I was. It’s probably for the best that I’d never have half a shot at a broad as hot as Audrina Patridge.

More of Audrina’s Mutual of Omaha themed outfit after the break.

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