Oooh just testing the new android app that lets you big mobile. Maybe this will let me post a lot more. We shall see.
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Archive for December, 2011
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Dec
Going mobile
Audrina Patridge is a Sexy Santa
My god….the all-things-Audrina policy rolls on into it’s 900 year. She is just hot as hell and again I ask why the continued lack of cameos on TV and film?
Sure she acts about as well as a Ziplock full of mud and thistles but she’s hot and that’s all I demand of my TV/Film hotties.
The only bad part about Audrina Patridge dressed as a sexy Santa is that for the first time ever I find myself thinking; “man, I’d love to fuck the shit out of Santa!”
I need to call my therapist and work out that problem. In the meantime, those who aren’t similarly afflicted can enjoy the rest of the shots after the break. Continue reading ‘I wanna take Santa to the bone zone: Audrina Patridge Dressed As SEXY Santa Edition’
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There was a false Tweet earlier today that went out with a link to a bullshit press report saying the Jove died of a heart attack and was in a coma but not in a coma but dead of a sliver…basically a confusing ball of bullshit that anyone who is not retarded would know is bullshit.
However, seeing as 80% of the human population is retarded, it was retweeted to death and multiple sources picked up on it.
So to repeat once more ladies, and men who like men in the way straight ladies do, Bon Jovi is still available for your masturbatory fantasies.
See a video after the break. Continue reading ‘Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead. Repeat: NOT DEAD’
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Yeah these are a little older (like 5 months old) and I felt a little guilty writing another ‘hey yeah, I’m here but not here’ post.
Furthermore, I’m still in the ‘I think Audrina Patridge is hot as hell and should be on my TV all the time’ camp.
So yeah this is from her 26th birthday in Las Vegas and who gives a fuck? She’s in a bikini and looks facemeltingly hot. Though I think she was sexier as a brunette she looks good in her natural color as well.
Enjoy more below. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge in a Bikini’
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Dec
Site Update 12/10/2011
OK so yeah it’s been almost 2 years huh? Whoops. I have no excuses. Just life being a bitch I guess. Plus I got some notification that someone hacked one of my directories. ‘Hooray’
The site does pay for itself technically so I don’t have to worry about that, but I’m not sure if it is worth getting e-mails from the hosting company telling me about people hacking me. We’ll see. We’ll see.
Front end is pretty much done though I guess. Silver linings?
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