Chris O’Donnell is attempting to kill his wife, as their 5th child is on the way. His sperm must come out with scuba suits and machetes. Those lil bastards are potent.
Former ER star Julianna Margulies is expecting a child.
Nicole Richie’s child will be a boy.
Christina Aguilera’s child will be a girl.
My neighbor Meredith Altenhaus is also having a boy. She isn’t famous, but just in case she does become famous in the intervening 9 months, I can claim to have had an exclusive.*
I’ll be sneaking into more celebrity bedrooms soon to see who’s fucking and going to have a baby as soon as I can. *
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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Eminem’s publisher is suing Apple for selling 70-80 songs without permission. Apple has an agreement with Universal Music Group who owns the recordings, but has no deal with publishers who own the rights to the score and lyrics. Not good Apple. Access Hollywood reports:
In the suit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in Detroit, Eminem’s
music publisher Eight Mile Style and copyright manager Martin
Affiliated seek more than $75,000 for copyright infringement, unfair
competition and a violation of the Michigan consumer protection act.
The suit also asks for damages of up to $150,000 per infringement — or each time a song is downloaded.
Basically they could have put "a shithouse full of cash" when listing the damages they are seeking because that amount per infringement would be monumental. Is it time to dump the iPods once everyone else starts suing them for this?
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Anyone who has seen Ms. Simpson’s body of work on screen will find this about as surprising as hearing news that gasoline ignites in flame when a lit match touches it. Her upcoming film Blonde Ambition is a steaming pile of horseshit and it’s all her fault according to US:
“It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,”
Why? Why is it going straight to DVD?!?!?
“The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”
Oh yeah, THAT minor element, acting in a film. In fairness, if bad acting was the only prerequisite for a film going straight to DVD you’d never see another Michael Bay or latter day Joel Schumacher film hit theaters either. She does suck major whale cock as an actress though, there is no doubt of that.
You know you suck as an actress when you grow up your whole life in Texas and you can’t do a credible southern accent.
Will people PLEASE stop casting her? Well, unless she’s ready to do nudes, if not NO MORE!
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Now I’ve though that Dina Lohan is nothing if not a bastion of class and dignity. Oh oh, I thought we were talking about Ghandi, no it’s my opinion that Dina Lohan is a scumbag lowlife, and apparently someone else thinks she is a fraud as well. Page 6 reports:
Now she’s being sued for fraud in Las Vegas by businessman Antonio Almeida, who claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago to kick-start daughter Lindsay’s music career. Almeida’s lawyer, A. Raymond Hamrick, says some of the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan’s husband, Emilio Estefan,
who formed Miami Sound Machine. But Lindsay bolted in the middle of the
sessions when she got a deal with Casablanca Records, which released
her album, "A Little More Personal (Raw).
Who would have thought that Dina would get involved in this kind of affair. I’m sure she is clean as a whistle.
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Kanye West in a recent interview with Complex Magazine straightens us all out on the use of the term ‘bling.’ The hip-hop star tells Complex magazine:
"Only white people and older
black people say ‘bling’ now.
uh huh…got it so far…
If a white person uses slang too early,
then that makes them look like a wigger.
OK, that sounds true. Yeah uh huh.
But if black people use slang
too late, then it makes them look like a wigger."
ummmm…OK.
Did anyone seriously ever think the term ‘bling’ wasn’t at least slightly retarded? In addition, who didn’t know it was played out? I saw the god damn term used in GQ in a non-ironic way; not exactly a bastion of street culture.
However, I wish I would have read this earlier because I feel like a real ass having that diamond implanted into my head with a tattoo of the word "bling" circling it.
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Well, if you believe this item, you’ll be surprised to hear that Ms. Posh Spice is wearing out her welcome in some of LA hottest spots. According to one source:
Sources say she has made herself unpopular with management of the celeb-friendly, press-shy Chateau Marmont.
"She always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving," wags a
West Coast tongue. "The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their
privacy, and they hate her there. They like David [Beckham, her husband], though."
Hmmm…they go on to add this tidbit which makes it all the more sad.
Last Tuesday, "Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh," laughs the snitch.
"But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."
Oh boy, it’s pretty bad when you aren’t ‘good enough’ for a wreck of a human being like Britney.
In Vicky’s defense though, our NY brethren severely overestimate the ‘cool’ factor of Chateau Marmont. That place is a tourist attraction for people wanting to see if it really is haunted or not. My office is literally a stones throw away and I can tell you I see regular touristy types milling in that place all the time.
Let me put it this way, if I can get into this ‘exclusive’ club without an invite or a power player with me, then pretty much anybody can and it can’t be that good. Besides, Hyde, a much cooler, much hipper place is no more than a block away (and there is no way I’m getting past the velvet rope once it’s past 9pm) so take it for what it is.
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This was an interesting item. Tomkat took the little one out for a stroll in Berlin during down time in the shooting sked for Tom’s new film Valkyrie.
They look happy…joyful…but the Daily Mail reports that Tom is REALLY getting into his role.
The moviemaker has gone to extraordinary lengths in his research to
portray the aristocratic army officer – topped by parading in uniform
and eyepatch in a suite of the Regent Hotel in Berlin where filming is
taking place.
I keep getting an image of him in his Waffen SS gear and answering the door for room service forgetting that he had the get up on scaring the hell out of them. It’s probably a good idea to stow the Nazi gear at the set, Tom. Just a thought.
Well, if he can manage not to piss off the German government any more and get this film done it could be interesting. James Mason already covered this material with the excellent Desert Fox back in 1951 but it couldn’t hurt to get another rendition of the tale if it’s done as well as that one.
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Jessica Alba cooked up a movie idea that has been causing me to jump around my room like a jumping bean for the last hour in awe of it’s awesomeness. She is looking to create a battle of the Storms:
The gorgeous actress wants to take on the equally busty HALLE BERRY in a battle of the super Storms.
Jessica says her Fantastic Four superhero character SUE STORM could easily beat Halle’s X-Men alter-ego, STORM, if they were to go head-to-head.
She said: "I love Halle but I have to say I can take her.
If I could stop molesting myself for more than 5 minutes thinking of this I would probably write something witty and clever….don’t hold your breath though.I need to buy some more lotion…err…water.
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Lately, Angelina Jolie has been happy to trot the globe free wheeling and free with the kids. Brad Pitt on the other hand, has wanted to have a family that’s more settled and he’d like to do it in LA.
Could things be on the outs with this seemingly happy couple? In Touch reports:
Once attached at the hip, he and the A Mighty Heart star are
leading increasingly separate lives. And, while they still dearly love
their children – Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax – friends say the kids
are all they seem to share anymore. "Their romance has fallen apart,"
says one of Brad’s pals. "They’ve turned into two people staying
together for the sake of their kids."
Wow. Can’t say it’s entirely shocking considering Angelina has been seen romancing her brother, wearing vials of blood from her lover and many other ‘interesting’ quirks where as Brad has always come off as a fairly grounded guy (well, as far as a world known actor who is mobbed by paparazzi and constantly told he is the sexiest man on earth can be)
This also comes on the heels of THIS item from Dlisted, where Angelina tossed a glass of wine in Brad’s face after a heated debate over politics. Hmmm…are those the wheels coming flying off the wagon I hear?
I wonder if Jennifer Aniston is laughing while stroking a cat in her home office right now?
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