Gary Coleman was arguing with a woman in a parking lot in Utah and was cited for disorderly conduct. He could do up to 3 months and get a $750 fine for the misdemeanor offense.
I don’t give a shit about all that. I just love this picture. I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes at this thing. Thank you TMZ If you actually give a shit about the rest of the story (and I don’t know why you would) you can read it there.
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According to the Page 6, there is one person who is loyal to Lindsay and firmly in her corner:
Lindsay Lohan may have one loyal person on her payroll after all – her bodyguard, Jaz. A source tells The Post’s Marianne GarveyJazman Bennett,
has been fielding offers of up to $500,000 from magazines and news
outlets in the U.S. and London, but has turned down every one. He’s
known for being loyal and protective – unlike Lohan’s former bodyguard,
Lee Weaver, who sold her out to News of the World, saying he "lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing."
That’s great and all, but if he is so great, that the fuck is he doing letting her drive drunk in the first place? I don’t care how much she threatens you with firing or whatever, don’t let her drive drunk if you give a shit about her.
Beside, we all know $500K is a low ball offer and he’s probably just waiting for a million+. Smart, smart move.
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After putting on weight for Syriana, George Clooney was determined to drop the pounds. Well he has gone above and beyond according to reports from England:
The 46-year-old heart-throb was determined to regain his figure after
finding himself unrecognisable. But he has now lost far more than he
initially put on.
Such was his trim physique that Cannes film festival commentators
recently remarked on his rapid three-stone loss. Yet since then more
weight has fallen off.
I’m sure he sent Nicole Richie an SMS and asked her how to be skeletal. Seriously, he looks normal weight in that picture, but there is something a bit off. I don’t know what the Engerlanders are on about.
Then again he’s like 60 and everyone looks gross when they are that age, so , perhaps they have a point.
What do you think?
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Mandy Moore’s latest magnum opus CD is a very personal affair that largely deals with lost love. She fears that many people will attribute the tunes to Zach Braff and her failed relationship with him. She tells UK version of Marie Claire:
‘I’m sure he’ll hear all about the record,’ says Moore of Braff. ‘Poor
guy’s probably heard about it in every interview,’ says the star.
I wonder if she also feels bad for the general population who has to listen to her bullshit album? She is a decent actress and should probably just stick to that. Mmmkay, Mandy?
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have announced that their latest endeavor once their show The Simple Life is finally, mercifully shit canned by E! on Aug. 5th; they will be penning a play.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Yes, they are putting pen to paper, er, finger to keyboard to write the latest masterwork. OK! reports:
The ditzy pair enlist the help of celebrity camp counselor Sally
Kirkland, who in an unlikely bit of casting, takes on the role of
Nicole’s father, music legend Lionel Richie! Shakespeare, it ain’t.
Wow. I’ve seen Ibsen in London, I’ve seen Shakespeare in New York, Mamet in Chicago, but this promises to eclipse all of them 10 fold. I am predicting this will change the way literature is viewed and also, oddly enough, will be the exact moment the English language commits suicide.
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Side Order Of Life star and former resident of Fox’s 90210, Jason Priestly revealed on that douchebag fest; Morning Show w/ Mike & Juliet that his wife was soused when they met while he was in London’s West End prepping to do a play. Realistically, how else would he have scored? He recounts the heart warming tale:
"She had been out drinking with some friends," the star of the new
show, Side Order of Life, recalled, before hesitating to add, "She was
sort of… doubled over. I said, ‘I’m sorry, are you feeling ok?’ She
said, “Do you happen to know if there is a wash room around here?” I
responded, “Baby, you had me at washroom.”
Wow. That sounds romantic as hell. Can we option that for Casablanca 2: The Rebloodening? People are just getting TOO classy these days.
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ennifer "Don’t call me J Lo" Lopez and her troll master husband Marc Anthony debuted their film El Cantante in LA. Early word out of NY is she could be an Oscar contender come awards time. She commented:
"It
is exciting when people start talking about your performance in that
way," Jennifer told "The Insider." "Obviously, it is every little
actress and actor’s dream."
Uhhhh….what? they realize this is Jennifer "one note actor" Lopez right? She’s positively dreadful. The Oscars are slowly passing into irrelevance. Someone make it stop….
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Eva showed up at a premiere for El Cantante sporting a new look. Like? Dislike? Yes, it’s looking like a SLOW newsday. 
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Who knew that all you needed to convince people you aren’t a no good lousy drunk is a little magic?
Reports say that while Blaine was at a Hamptons nightclub over the weekend, he began acting a bit like a drunk ass. Breaking glasses. Guzzling other people’s drinks. So he was tossed.
Once outside the door he produced a deck of cards and said "if i can do these tricks, I can’t be THAT drunk."
He succeeded performing the tricks, they believed him, and let him back in.
See Lindsay? All you need to do is perform a magic trick and the cops probably would have let you go. Perhaps the trick where a penis disappears in your mouth?
Hahahahahaha, you didn’t seriously think there was any hope for you did you? Hahahahahaha.
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Rumors have been circulating for months that destroyer of dreams extreme hottie Scarlett Johansson would be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic. However, I am now forced to cry a billion tears upon hearing this report from People:
"Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this
project," says a rep for the actress. "She also has no interest in
playing this role."
I hate her rep. It is your job to get Scarlett’s naked form committed to film while she is at her peak.
I will cut off an arm to see her in this film. Who is willing to let me cut off an arm for the cause? What? You didn’t think I was gonna cut off my own did you? I can’t star in the film opposite Scarlett if I’m a gimp. C’mon! Think people.
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