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01
Apr

John Cusack no longer has a stalker roaming the streets.

emily-leatherman-mugshot.jpgIn what has to be one of the most ‘interesting’ (re: disturbing) things that come with fame, I bring you John Cusack’s stalker. E! reports:

Sheriff’s spokesman Officer Steve Whitmore said deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road at about 7 p.m. by a cabbie who said a fare was refusing to pay for her ride into the area. Cusack himself then flagged the officers down and said he recognized the woman in the taxi as the one whom he accused of showing “unusual interest” in him.

He said he did not think she had set foot on his property that day.

Emily Leatherman, who has been identified as an L.A.-area transient, was also booked on charges of violating a restraining order and petty theft. Whitmore did not specify but he said there was additional evidence recovered that led to her arrest, as well.

She is currently in custody at the Malibu-Lost Hills Station in lieu of $150,000 bail

What in the fuck is wrong with these people? I never understood the stalking phenomenon. I can semi-’get’ it when it’s someone you’ve had an actually intimate relationship with, though even then it’s a bit much.

However, concocting a wild scenario in your head where you are in love with someone you don’t know is officially bat shit crazy. Someone needs to basically dunk this loon’s head into a bucket of water for 10-190 minutes just to see what happens. Continue reading ‘John Cusack no longer has a stalker roaming the streets.’

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24
Jul

Anatomy Of A Mugshot: Lindsay Lohan

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OK, now that I’m running and rockin’ again…I’ve decided to start a new feature. Mugshots are fun, but what’s REALLY happening in the mugshot? Our maiden voyage begins with Lindsay Lohan.

First, take a look at the eyes. I’ve seen tomatoes with less red on them. Perhaps she thought she could fool someone into thinking she wasn’t drinking, we call that person Ricky Retardo.

Second, the nose. It also has some redness. Now I don’t know much, but either she was sniffing a belt sander a bit too close, or she was snorting some sweet, sweet, nose candy about 15 seconds before this was taken.

Lastly, mouth open in a suggestive gape. I can only conclude she is doing what we’d all do, offering a blow job to the cop in exchange for her freedom. From this we can deduce one or more of the following: The cop booking her is gay or blind; she REALLY sucks at giving head (does anyone believe that?); or he was bribed by Britney to take the heat off of her (see the next post up). I’m going with C.

Now I think we have a more complete view of what is behind the mugshot.

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