Archive for the 'Animals' Category

23
Apr

megan fox poses in pawprint magazine…with a fox

I havne’t heard of this magazine before. It kinda has creepy photoshoots; as evidenced by this one. However, that is actually pretty cool.

Check out Megan Fox posing with her pets (does she really keep these things as pets? Is she Mike Tyson?)

Check out the pix here and after the break and pick up the magazine which should be on news stands now.

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07
Nov

There Is A God!: Rosie Axed Before She Begins!

rosieMSNBC has terminated negotiations for a new Rosie O’Donnell show in the 11th hour. Thank you, Jesus!. Here is her post from her blog:

msnbc
one hour
live
following keith olbermann

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

well
what can u do

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert - as we say

and on we go

Dear Rosie

So played

Your Rosieku writing style

is

try finding a talented

bone in

your fat body

sometime you

dog raping shit

eater.

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06
Jul

Summer Love

Mmmm…vacation…beer…good times for me….a video of a dog fucking the living shit out of a stuffed Scooby Doo like we all did as kids for you.

P.S. I hope these people had fun giving that Scooby Doo the Silkwood shower.

My Dog Lady with Scobby Doo

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18
Jun

I For One Welcome My Chimp Overlords

This fucking Chimp can kick some ass! I am working on training an army of these fuckers IMMEDIATELY. BOW TO ME WORLD!

Monkey Kung-Fu

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08
Jun

Satan Cat

This thing very well may be the devil incarnate. I’m sure most animals are uncomfortable when they are at the vet’s office but man this one seems SUPER pissed. If I were the camera person I’d keep my eye out for lightning striking the top of a church dislodging a large metal lightning rod that will fly down and ram it’s way through my chest, if I were them.

Satan Cat

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31
May

Man Wrestles Leopard; Wins

Baby_leopard
A man in Israel was woken up in the middle of the night when a leopard awoke him as it was trying to eat his pet cat.

The big cat got in because he neglected to shut his door. He managed to wrestle the cat to the ground and wildlife authorities took it away.

Authorities say there are only about 10 leopards left in Israel.

Now, many call this man lucky and brave and all that. However, I have a piece of advice, for anyone really, if you live in an area that even 1 leopard might be living in and you have pets that looks like tasty treats to them….CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!

Aside from that, I don’t see what is so heroic about wrestling a leopard. I do this 4 times a week, I call it the warm up for my workout…pussies.

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25
May

Ape Escape!

Orangutan
An adult male orangutan went on a 3 hour rampage in an entertainment park in Taiwan before being tranquilized by a park vet.

Now call me nuts, but isn’t the time to tranq a fucking full sized male orangutan that is rampaging slightly before the 3 hour mark. What the fuck were they waiting for? Wanted to see how it played out. Maybe they wanted to see it rip someone’s arm off or some shit.

Well done dumb fucks.

Video after the jump where you will get a very good idea of how strong these animals are when you see it tossing motor scooters around with one hand.

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