Archive for the 'Art' Category

11
Dec

The New Yorker Are bigger assholes than they let on

Sorry for the dubious ‘hollywood’ gossip angle, but I couldn’t resist being a Chicago boy. Here is a quick quote from Page 6:

“CHICAGO’S a great place to be from. It’s a place that has always sent talented artists and creative types out, a net exporter of talent. It’s a great place to be, if you have a particular reason, and a great place to visit” - The New Yorker art critic Peter Schjeldahl insulting his provincial audience at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago.

Sir, your toilet paper roll of a magazine sucks and has lacked relevance for, oh forever. Does anyone even read that piece of shit other than self important dick licks? I guess when you needed a bump and I bit. Congratulations, fuck face.

It’s assholes like you that makes people, other than foreigners and pretentious douche bags, hate New York & it’s residents, you arrogant, shit eating, cum gurgling, pile of rotten, used, chlamydia ridden, tampons.

P.S. Same applies to you Page 6. Stop stealing people’s shit and claiming exclusives. There is a reason I, and many others, don’t link directly to you anymore. (cough ‘Amelia’)

22
Aug

Hail Xenu! Tom Cruise Was Right!

UFO’s’* were captured on film over Haiti! There was also one over the Dominican Republic. Check out the shocking videos. I welcome our alien overlords.

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18
Jul

Make Your Own F’n Pollock!

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Have you ever looked at modern art and said " that’s a bunch of paint splatters and bullshit" or something to that effect?

Well, you can now test your wares as an aspiring Jackson Pollock here

My painting (see pictured) was so good they paid me a million bucks for it. I guess modern art is easy…suckers….

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