Gary Busey acting like a maniac around Jennifer Garner & Ryan Seacrest. Do I really need to say anymore?
embedded by Embedded Video
YouTube Direkt
Popularity: 4% [?]
Archive for the 'Awards' Category
Jessica Alba is such a fat ass! Look at this pic of her at the Oscars.
What’s that? Pregnant…oh.
OK, I knew she was pregnant, but it seems like it was a month ago that she announced she was preggers. She is pretty big right now. There have been rumors swirling that she is having twins but she has denied those as of now.
I know it’s totally selfish and irrelevant, but I’m just happy her face isn’t getting fat. She can’t act worth a shit but I sure do like looking at her. It would be a shame if that was ruined with the whole ‘giving birth to a little miracle’ thing.
Yes, I am a pig. I admit it and will probably do nothing to fix it, but at least I admit it.
Popularity: 5% [?]
Sorry for the lack of updates. I had some issues with stomach acid flowing into my lungs which is just as much fun as it sounds. It’s quite exquisite really.
The Oscars were a relatively painless if unspectacular affair. The winner was kind of a foregone conclusion. The Coen brothers are good soldiers and work the town well. Paul Thomas Anderson does not. That is basically what it comes down to.
There is really only one place to go for shots of the red carpet and videos and the like and that is the OSCARS site. They really did load it up. If you want pee pee lines drawn on those same photos you know where you can go. (other than hell) I like inclusion of the ‘Thank You Cam” so the winners don’t feel as put upon when they are played off stage.
I was at some parties I’ll include a few shots of that and a shot of the paparazzi swell outside of Chateau Marmont. You’ll notice a lack of image focus as the night goes on as that tends to happen when a blurry eyed drunk is trying to make something look focused. I think it captures the moment well. Continue reading ‘Site Update Post Oscar Mayhem & Acid Lungs’
Popularity: 5% [?]
Here is a video of Nas talking about his shirt that was a matching pair for his girlfriend’s ‘sweet’ jacket.
He makes sense in discussing the reasons for the title ‘nigger’ for his album and what it represents, oddly enough, but still it’s a bit of a cheap ploy to get attention. (and it was material covered by Ice-T nearly 15 years ago)
Popularity: 6% [?]
Jessica Biel showed up at the BAFTA awards blond and way hot.
I think the combination of the new hair color and the fact that she clearly has been laying off the shoulder presses a bit are contributing factors. (she was still way hot before but was getting to that ‘too bulky’ borderline)
I do post this with one warning though:Â avoid looking at her armpits when you blow up the picture.
I looked and in some you can see either some major sweat action going on, or she uses gel deodorant and pasted the fuck outta her pits before hitting the carpet. Either way, not all that hot.
Though the thought of her hot and sweaty doing something else (with me) isn’t so bad.
I’m conflicted.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘jessica biel finds a way to get even hotter and blonder at the BAFTA awards’
Popularity: 6% [?]
Nas’ girlfriend, and alleged one time musician with a hit song, Kelis made a low key entrance to the Grammy’s last night.
Low key if wearing bright gold pants with a jacked bedazzled with the word ‘nigger’ in 1 foot tall typeface is still low key for anyone other than the Chinese (they seriously think Hitler is pop culture icon so I’d put nothing past them…) or the Imperial Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. Hell, I think Sen. Robert Byrd in his heyday of bigotry (which are totally gone now, right? Riiiiight.) would have shied away from this number.
Sure, I ‘get’ that these awards are a chance to pimp your and your friends new projects. I also ‘get’ that Nas has felt that the only way to get attention to his new album is to call it Nigger rathter than, oh I don’t know, put out a solid album.
However, this is a bit much yes? I mean, it’s only a matter of time until some suburban white boy who idolizes Nas thinks this jacket is a good look before taking a trip down to the projects to show ‘his boys’ how down he is before submitting himself to a combination assbeating/gang raping (prison habits die hard folks)
Seriously. C’mon now, Kelis. You are a washed up hack and this is just desperation at it’s finest.
Popularity: 12% [?]
OK I give half a shit about the BAFTA’s so I give half a care but…
The Grammys though…
WORTHLESS mounds of shit. All awards shows are popularity contests rather than awards for actual merit (see the horrendous shit fest known as Crash winning the Best Pic Oscar–not the brilliant Cronenberg film Crash just so we are clear.)
Basically I signed off on the Grammys when Jethro Tull beat out Metallica for Best Heavy Metal album. Jethro Tull beat out Metallica for Best Heavy Fuckin’ Metal Album. Let that sink in for a bit for the ridiculousness to set in. (oh and this was during Metallica’s absolute peak for their …And Justice For All master stroke) I guess I have to give them half an ounce of credit for giving Slayer the award this year in an attempt to make up for past transgressions since,well, it’s impossible to be more metal than Slayer.
HERE is a roundup of the BAFTA’s that I liked
and HERE is a roundup of the worthless Grammy awards. (I’m sure they will be please that I linked to their site if they ever bother checking their link backs. Hey, don’t make a meaningless joke of an award and I won’t offend you) Continue reading ‘Grammys & BAFTA Awards roundups; does anyone care?’
Popularity: 4% [?]
Shortly before demonstrating her bukkake skills, Paris Hilton showed the men the bucket she’d be using to collect their cum in before guzzling it back down.
Or it was an award she received from Harvard’s comedic Lampoon magazine for being woman of the year.
Paris Hilton is woman of the year? I guess Harvard is lowering their standards.
These eggheads at Harvard do realize there are women who aren’t petri dishes for herpes who are just as attractive and probably twice as talented right? Right?
Popularity: 4% [?]
The enormously talented Daniel Day-Lewis took his time on the stage at the SAG Awards to honor Heath Ledger rather than run down a list of ‘expected’ glad handing thank yous.
Who knew something interesting would have happened at that show?
embedded by Embedded Video
YouTube Direkt
Popularity: 10% [?]
Not for me. I couldn’t care any less about the SAG awards. They are a quarter notch above the People’s Choice awards in my awards watching heirarchy that essentially includes the Oscars and the occasional MTV movie/music awards.
The only reason anyone pays half an ounce of attention to this shit is because most of the Academy (ya, know, the one that votes on the Oscars) is made up of actors. So their votes usually determine who wins.
Sadly, the SAG awards only have 2 categories that are in line with the Oscars. Thus, their irrelevance.
Click HERE if you really need the blow by blow of the evening.
Popularity: 13% [?]
