Cate Blanchett spit out another baby this weekend. Click HERE for the details of her litter if you need such minutiae.
Congrats to the ridiculously talented new (kinda) mom.
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Another day another faux controversy…
Reports from friends of Salma Hayek are that she has opted to NOT baptize her new born baby. AOL Latino reports:
According to a statement Fernández gave to Mexican newspaper La Opinión last week, “the baby is about to turn six months and is so beautiful. But [Salma] does not want to baptize her, because she doesn’t feel like it. I’ve seen her and I’m spending Easter week with her, four days at her house in Los Angeles.”
If the baptizing comment is true, it’s an irregular and questionable option for someone who comes from a Catholic country in its overwhelming majority and where baptizing newborns is tradition.
OK, this shit has officially gotten out of control now.
Attention Christians: EVERYONE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE YOU OR DO/BELIEVE THE SAME BULLSHIT YOU DO.
I’m not just picking on Christians here either. Jews and Muslims, the same thing applies to you assholes too. Continue reading ‘salma hayek condemns her child to hell by forgoing baptism…sorta’
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Halle Berry has had a kid who I am sure will be ugly as hell since it was cursed with such an ugly mother. /opposite tag
This is the first child for Berry. Her people say she is doing fine but has not yet chosen a name. E! reports:
The 41-year-old X-Men star announced her pregnancy in September. She glowingly graced the cover of the February issue of In Style clad in a Grecian-style one-shoulder white dress, hands resting on her prominent tummy.
“I may only do this one time, so I want this moment to be as big as it can be,” she told the magazine. “I want the biggest bang I can possibly imagine.”
What the hell does “I want the biggest bang I can possibly imagine” mean? Whatever. Congratulations to Berry and congrats to her daughter on getting mom’s genes and mom’s giant bank account. It’s gotta suck to be born into that kind of money…at least that’s what I tell myself to avoid killing myself.
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So I don’t give enough of a shit to drop every detail, but 4 celebrities had children on the same day. They are:
Christina Aguilera
Nicole Richie
Courtney Thorne-Smith
David Alan Grier
Only one of them in that list isn’t stretched wider than Mammoth cave right now if you know what I mean.
Congrats to one and all.
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Brad Pitt talked to Charlie Rose about his future plans for children with Angelina Jolie…that is until he co-stars with another younger hotter chick he moves on to.
Just being a realist….
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Helena Bonham Carter gave birth to her child with director Tim Burton. Now if he can get a #1 at the box office with Sweeny Todd he’ll have a pretty good Christmas.
Helena’s reps agree: (wouldn’t it be cheaper to have one rep for both?)
“They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter.” She went on to say, “It’s a lovely Christmas present for the family.”
See, I should be a PR person. I should be but I don’t like being a LIAR. Except when I’m trying to get laid, then lie lie lie…then cry when I fail miserably.
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Well, the merry go round keeps on spinning. Everyone seems to be reporting that they have a source confirming her pregger status. This time News of the World has an exclusive:
The star, 25, issued a furious denial this week following reports in the US that she was expecting after a fling with a dancer called Chuck.
But today I can bring you the full lowdown — and tell you it is TRUE.
A source close to the star told me: “She’s very angry that it has come out like this. She’s shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.
So…JR Rotem is the father according to In Touch, but so is some dancer guy named Chuck? I’d like to say it’s ridiculous, but if anyone could find a way to get pregnant twice at the same it would have to be Britney.
Also, how much of a whore* do you have to be to be possibly pregnant but have multiple options as to who the father is? You pretty much have to be a Britney sized ho. Continue reading ‘Britney Spears Is Double Pregnant?’
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I think I’m gonna be a little ill….but here is a video compilation of the hottest ‘baby bumps’ according to the perverts who vote on Maximonline.com. Seriously, guys…seriously.
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Well, as I reported yesterday, the Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are untrue according to the alleged father JR Rotem.
However, In Touch Magazine has revealed the text message from JR Rotem where he, in fact, says it’s true.
God save us if it’s true…well, God save the poor baby who has to be raised by Britney…the same Britney who is going to be found to be a lesser human in comparison to K-Fed.
Ouch. That kinda hurts to read that last part in stark relief doesn’t it? (one more pic after the break–read more about this story in In Touch on newsstands this week) Continue reading ‘The World May Have To Stop Spinning Again…’
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I am doing the ever exotic combination post because I only give half a shit at best about both of these things.
First up, Kelly Ripa is not preggers despite Regis’ musings to the contrary. People reports:
“I’ve got my own theories, and let me tell you: She’s pregnant again!” Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, “I’ve been through it twice now!”
Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. “No, no,” she said. “That would be nice, though. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
It was nice of that swarthy husband of your to keep his dong out of you long enough to not knock you up for the 90th time. Congratulations.
Next up, despite rumors to the contrary, hell has not frozen over completely; Britney Spears is not preggers either. People, once again reports the alleged father had this to say:
Music producer J.R. Rotem denied a rumor that Britney Spears is having his child.
He tells PEOPLE: “There is absolutely no truth to this.”
Funny how much difference a few years makes. 5 years ago, people would be tripping over themselves until they were made stupid to admit that they had porked Britney Spears. Now, they will run for the hills and not even admit to having gone on a date with the girl.
Getting older rules, huh, B?
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